Extreme Hockey

[flyersfan4706]

Each team has a surgeon on their bench. At any time a team can call him out on the ice, let the players tackle an opposing player, and give him an appendectomy on the spot. Blood stays for as it may lubricate the puck.

 

[TOX1]

Each team has a surgeon on their bench. At any time a team can call him out on the ice, let the players tackle an opposing player, and give him an appendectomy on the spot. Blood stays for as it may lubricate the puck.

Why do you come here for 5 minutes then log off bro? What's the rush??

 

[johnnytata]

american gladiators with oversized q-tips standing on oversized mushroom-platforms at strategic points on the ice trying to whack skaters as they pass by.

 

[Darkstone42]

Any coach who causes a "too many men" penalty because he has his head is up his ass has to kill off the pp as the goalie.........in their suits....with NO pads, gloves or masks!

And no stick. Or cup. Or teammates.

 

[TOX1]

And no stick. Or cup. Or teammates.

Hell yeah!!!

 

[johnnytata]

And no stick. Or cup. Or teammates.

well at least he still has his tie.

 

[Darkstone42]

well at least he still has his tie.

That's a given. But if he has a tie clip, it has to come off. And if he has a tie pin, he has to take the back off of it and leave the pin exposed.

 

[TOX1]

american gladiators with oversized q-tips standing on oversized mushroom-platforms at strategic points on the ice trying to whack skaters as they pass by.

or retired goons like Dave Brown, McSorley, Grimson, Probert and Gaetz dishing out two handers to the elbows, calf's and necks with sharpened maces!!

 

[TOX1]

well at least he still has his tie.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

If the fans feel they have been screwed by the refs (and what fans don't) they should be allowed to pelt the zamboni with beer during periods. Head shots to the driver gets them a free replacement beer.

 

[TOX1]

Ha! Ha! Good one Boss!!


If the home town team shits all over the ice with a lackluster performance, when the game is over, they have to remain sitting together on the bench helmet-less as the fans whistle beer bottles, food and what ever else they can hurl at them for 60 minutes.

 

[johnnytata]

Ha! Ha! Good one Boss!!


If the home town team shits all over the ice with a lackluster performance, when the game is over, they have to remain sitting together on the bench helmet-less as the fans whistle beer bottles, food and what ever else they can hurl at them for 60 minutes.

do you mean that they actually shat on the ice. because, if so, they should sit in their own shit while having all the stuff hurled at them.

plus there should be snapping turtles.

 

[Darkstone42]

Put a small timed explosive in the puck, but make the time unknown so that the players have no idea when the puck is going to explode.

Also, goalies must wear pads no bigger than their bodies, made of metal with no padding on the other side. They will also be covered in spikes. Lots of spikes.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Ha! Ha! Good one Boss!!


Hey, I need all the rep points I can get.

 

[TOX1]

Ha! Ha! Good one Boss!!


Hey, I need all the rep points I can get.

No.....you don't Boss. Not here, there or anywhere bro!

 

[TOX1]

If the goalie lets in a weak one, the ref's come over and spray riot gas in their eyes.

 

[TOX1]

All players must wear shock collars, the fans hold the remotes and a majority vote gets that player zapped.

 

[TOX1]

do you mean that they actually shat on the ice. because, if so, they should sit in their own shit while having all the stuff hurled at them.

plus there should be snapping turtles.

lol I like it!!

 

[TOX1]

Put a small timed explosive in the puck, but make the time unknown so that the players have no idea when the puck is going to explode.

Also, goalies must wear pads no bigger than their bodies, made of metal with no padding on the other side. They will also be covered in spikes. Lots of spikes.

Sweeeet!

 

[flyersfan4706]

Why do you come here for 5 minutes then log off bro? What's the rush??

Don't know. Just a strange habbit.

And for the extremeness:
The puck is a time bomb.