Detroit Tigers Ongoing 2016 Thread

[broncosmitty]

did you watch the game? the kid sucks in the field... he isn't good... I don't need to see anymore than that. He took horrible tracks to the ball... he isn't fast.. he has a average at best arm... He is no where in site of a top prospect list for the Tigers.. that isn't that hard to make if you intend on getting to the pro's... so yeah.. one play.. get him the fuck out of there.

Is whoever you are talking about under 25?

 

[MiamiVice]

Is whoever you are talking about under 25?

No he is 26... and will be 27 in June.. and he just made it to AAA last year and sucked wang there.

 

[broncosmitty]

No he is 26... and will be 27 in June.. and he just made it to AAA last year and sucked wang there.

Well bash away then, he's of age.

 

[MiamiVice]

Well bash away then, he's of age.

I thought I was a homer and never bashed Tigers prospects... Fuck... don't let iffy see this.

 

[broncosmitty]

I thought I was a homer and never bashed Tigers prospects... Fuck... don't let iffy see this.

He's been in bed for hours.

You're good till tomorrow.

(You're lucky mystery Leftfielder is 25. Id have been all over that shit.)

 

[MiamiVice]

He's been in bed for hours.

You're good till tomorrow.

(You're lucky mystery Leftfielder is 25. Id have been all over that shit.)

His name is Jason Krizan.. He is a middling scrub in the Tigers farm.

Jason Krizan Register Statistics & History | Baseball-Reference.com

 

[MiamiVice]

Man finds cache of century-old baseball cards in paper bag | Fox News

Iffy they found your retirement stash! Its even your favorite player!

 

[Howie115]

Here's hoping for a pain-free BP session...

 

[MiamiVice]

Miggy and Vmart look really good so far this spring.

 

[Howie115]

Miggy and Vmart look really good so far this spring.

Yes, V-mart has hit a home run from the left side already. A very good sign.

 

[MiamiVice]

Yes, V-mart has hit a home run from the left side already. A very good sign.

Kinsler looks really good too.

 

[MiamiVice]

Yes, V-mart has hit a home run from the left side already. A very good sign.

Hit a second one from the left side today!

 

[Iffster]

Hit a second one from the left side today!

It isn't that VMart doesn't have something left for this year. He may tear it up - but his groin, hamstrings, and other aging body parts are still there. And they will be there for 3 more years at $18mil a year. Everybody say..."Thanks Dave!"

 

[MiamiVice]

It isn't that VMart doesn't have something left for this year. He may tear it up - but his groin, hamstrings, and other aging body parts are still there. And they will be there for 3 more years at $18mil a year. Everybody say..."Thanks Dave!"

I bet you would like to get a close look at Vmart's aging groin.

 

[Iffster]

Is it possible that VMart's groin might simply "fall out" one day as he runs to first?

 

[Iffster]

Vice....who was the one who spent 12 hours yesterday talking about the body of a KC catcher? LOL

 

[Iffster]

I have a new Underdog Player to cheer for - Mike Pelfrey. I have not read an article yet that didn't make a dig at the Tiger's signing of him....or flatly came out and said that the Tigers were fools to sign this guy for two years. Underdog Mike goes into the season with people's expectations of him near zero. Go Mike! Show them that you are not the second coming of Greene and Simon.

 

[MiamiVice]

Is it possible that VMart's groin might simply "fall out" one day as he runs to first?

I am sure you would pick it up if it did.

 

[Iffster]

I am sure you would pick it up if it did.

You ARE in junior high, aren't you?

 

[MiamiVice]

You ARE in junior high, aren't you?

When you are 130 years old... everyone seems young don't they iffy?