Dear Delusional Miami Fans:

[Brasky]

It has come to my attention that many of you believe you will stroll into Lincoln with all five of your actual fans and defeat the University of Nebraska.

Let's save you some mental anguish by squashing those dreams right now. You're garbage. You're never coming here with some trash, rookie, walk on at any other school, quarterback. Your school picked the wrong non con losers.

At least the game will be in a stadium with actual fans in it. Gonna be sad when we have to play in Miami and no one even fucking shows up.

 

[RobToxin]

 

[Tomhusker]

Always entertaining, Pants.

 

[Red_Alert]

If I were Al Golden I would sit back and install a very simple game plan that the players can execute blindfolded.

Let Bo Pelino spend all week over-scheming the game and the forget about basics like fundamentals and discipline.

 

[HuskerinBig10]

UCLA and Iowa are sending them tips.

 

[HawkeyesRuleURFace]

Why wouldn't they. You guys got your cocks smashed in by Iowa in Lincoln

 

[Red_Alert]

^^ Iowa's greatest win evar ^^^

 

[Red_Alert]

Over a 9-4 Nebraska team.

LMAO

 

[RobToxin]

Greatest win evar?

I'm pretty sure Iowa's beaten Northwestern once or twice.

 

[HawkeyesRuleURFace]

^^ Iowa's greatest win evar ^^^

Not really. It's just comical that Brasky still thinks you guys are good. I know we suck

 

[Brasky]

Why wouldn't they. You guys got your cocks smashed in by Iowa in Lincoln

You masturbate the youtube highlights weekly.

 

[Brasky]

Not really. It's just comical that Brasky still thinks you guys are good. I know we suck

When we're good this year, you can talk to us for emotional support. We'll try not to be condescending, but trying not to be condescending ends up appearing more condescending.

 

[MarkOU]

I got 25 v cash on Miami

 

[Brasky]

Always entertaining, Pants.

This guy gets it.

 

[theSabanator20]

I think it will be a close game. Depending on how good the QBs are for both teams, I think this game will be low scoring. 23-20 or something like that.

I think a lot of people are forgetting that Miami has Duke Johnson.

 

[Brasky]

I think it will be a close game. Depending on how good the QBs are for both teams, I think this game will be low scoring. 23-20 or something like that.

I think a lot of people are forgetting that Miami has Duke Johnson.

Ameer Abdullah says what the fuck is up.

How do people not know about him by now? ... It's almost comical. I love you guys, but understand. This is the truth:

 

[Blackshirt]

I really haven't heard anything from Iowa fans up until last years win but I really don't care a whole lot, I mean Nebraska will be playing them every year for the next x amount of years. Iowa has to win every once in awhile right?

 

[HuskerinBig10]

I really haven't heard anything from Iowa fans up until last years win but I really don't care a whole lot, I mean Nebraska will be playing them every year for the next x amount of years. Iowa has to win every once in awhile right?

No. Iowa does not need to win another one for around 50 years. I should be dead by then.

Nebraska hired Kaczenski from Iowa. Iowa is going to miss him.

 

[Camfantasy]

Ameer Abdullah says what the fuck is up.

How do people not know about him by now? ... It's almost comical. I love you guys, but understand. This is the truth:

Duke Johnson > whoever that scrub is

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Duke Johnson > whoever that scrub is

The 2014 Heisman Award winner you mean?