D JAX to IR

[Schmoopy1000]

No, it was actually because they were amazed I waxed your Mom, sister and wife’s ass.

so what you're saying is. The women in manster's life made you their bitch? Do you clip their toenails as well?

 

[Manster7588]

so what you're saying is. The women in manster's life made you their bitch? Do you clip their toenails as well?

He once told me he doesn't talk about mothers.

 

[dbldwn711]

He once told me he doesn't talk about mothers.

BOOM !

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Hey @dbldwn711 , is it almost time for you to start a "countdown to Wentz on I.R." thread or is it too soon. Just asking for a friend.

Not that I actually have any friends, mind you.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Hey @dbldwn711 , is it almost time for you to start a "countdown to Wentz on I.R." thread or is it too soon. Just asking for a friend.

Not that I actually have any friends, mind you.

I am assuming you are already on @Tapey list.

 

[dbldwn711]

Hey @dbldwn711 , is it almost time for you to start a "countdown to Wentz on I.R." thread or is it too soon. Just asking for a friend.

Not that I actually have any friends, mind you.

Even as a young kid Wentz had a connection to Philadelphia. Bet you didn’t recognize him from this scene...

 

[Tapey]

I am assuming you are already on @Tapey list.

He is now smh

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

He is now smh

I only chop the wood. I don't light the fire.

 

[Tapey]

I only chop the wood. I don't light the fire.

That’s exactly the response I’d expect from a troll... welcome to the list

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

That’s exactly the response I’d expect from a troll... welcome to the list

I want to thank the voters and all my team mates and all the little people that have helped me get to this place of esteem. ( pause to wipe away fake tears of joy). And of course, thank you jeebuz and beatlejuice and satan. Gotta cover all my bases here, never know where I'm gonna end up.