Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Weird coincidence, I was talking to a friend yesterday who had seen another friend's wedding pictures and was talking about how people we knew had aged. The comment he made to me was "I don't understand you, you're like a big tub of margarine that still scores a hat trick every game by some miracle of Jesus", and I told him that I was going to start using the nickname "Country Crock" for hockey.

At the risk of sounding cruel, you could always use the nickname Kessel

 

[DragonfromTO]

At the risk of sounding cruel, you could always use the nickname Kessel

As I've said before when I posted this picture the first time, if people honestly think that this

is a picture of a fat person (not the doll!), they've got some very flawed ideas about the human body.

 

[Cobiemonster]

 

[dash]

I guess Rob Ford gave up coke for scotch

 

[DragonfromTO]

Probably just forgot about "Other" when he first did it and then forgot to subtract it out from the other 3 when he added it.

 

[blindbaby]

yeah, total comedy platinum :rollseyes:

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

As I've said before when I posted this picture the first time, if people honestly think that this

is a picture of a fat person (not the doll!), they've got some very flawed ideas about the human body.

I think this was before he discovered Royal Meats.

 

[Cobiemonster]

Probably just forgot about "Other" when he first did it and then forgot to subtract it out from the other 3 when he added it.

He was giving 105% and just went a little bit overboard, that's all

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

He was giving 105% and just went a little bit overboard, that's all

105 proof, maybe.

 

[DragonfromTO]

I think this was before he discovered Royal Meats.

It's from less than a month ago at Fanfest

 

[puckhead]

1976

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

It's from less than a month ago at Fanfest

Ever hear of sucking it in?

 

[blindbaby]

1976

Is that Burke on the right?

 

[dash]

Yup, and flanked by Ron Wilson I believe. Must have been a pic from Providence (or maybe Quahog).

 

[blindbaby]

Yup, and flanked by Ron Wilson I believe. Must have been a pic from Providence (or maybe Quahog).

Ah, figured it was Burke. I wasn't sure who the guy was on the left; it all makes sense now.

EDIT: it all makes sense now as in everything in general.

 

[mattola]

Leafs waive Colton Orr and McLaren.... good time to get more truculent Mr Burke

 

[dash]

Leafs waive Colton Orr and McLaren.... good time to get more truculent Mr Burke

Ugh, no thanks.

Edit: Nylander also amongst the final cuts, does he head back to Sweden or play in the AHL with the Marlies?

 

[esls79]

Leafs waive Colton Orr and McLaren.... good time to get more truculent Mr Burke

But Randy cannot figure out how to use four lines when he doesn't have a couple of plodding anchors on the fourth. This will not end well for the Leafs.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ugh, no thanks.

Edit: Nylander also amongst the final cuts, does he head back to Sweden or play in the AHL with the Marlies?

Sweden. No point taking him away from the familiar surroundings and family and making him ride the bus.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

But Randy cannot figure out how to use four lines when he doesn't have a couple of plodding anchors on the fourth. This will not end well for the Leafs.

Well, it couldn't possibly end worse than it did last season so..