Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[sabresfaninthesouth]

That's how they guarantee the Leafs players won't break a sweat.

 

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Dion Phaneuf draws early criticism from Leafs fans - NHL on CBC Sports - Hockey news, opinion, scores, stats, standings

 

[mattola]

Dion Phaneuf draws early criticism from Leafs fans - NHL on CBC Sports - Hockey news, opinion, scores, stats, standings

well only 81 more games to go lol

 

[dash]

well only 81 more games to go lol

plus 6 years

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

plus 6 years

And $41million

 

[jstewismybastardson]

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[DragonfromTO]

He reminds me of Mike Gartner, but better.

 

[forty_three]

Maple Leafs dry land training, 1928. Apparently practicing for the Rockette's Christmas show.

 

[dash]

So much Phil goodness:

BarDown: Praise Be - The Temple Of The Phil

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Maple Leafs dry land training, 1928. Apparently practicing for the Rockette's Christmas show.

It's kinda funny to think that these guys from 1928 are closer to their last SC victory than their current roster.

 

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A letter from 1962 where Toronto GM George 'Punch' Imlach outlines his fitness expectations for his team:

 

[jstewismybastardson]

It's kinda funny to think that these guys from 1928 are closer to their NEXT SC victory than their current roster.

even if 92% of them are dead

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

It's kinda funny to think that these guys from 1928 are closer to their last SC victory than their current roster.

They're a lot closer to today's date than the team is to their next Cup.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So much Phil goodness:

BarDown: Praise Be - The Temple Of The Phil

The Phil is love, The Phil is life

 

[blindbaby]

A letter from 1962 where Toronto GM George 'Punch' Imlach outlines his fitness expectations for his team:

lol I bet they had a shitty year.

 

[mattola]

lol I bet they had a shitty year.

70GP 35W 23L 12T
Won Championship

so all they need to do now is report to camp able to complete

20 pushups
20 sit ups
and 30 knee bends.

and boom a cup is won

 

[dash]

That was the year they found Bill Barilko (after he won the Cup and he went on a fishing trip and disappeared in '51).

/Thanks to Gord Downie and the Tragically Hip.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

A letter from 1962 where Toronto GM George 'Punch' Imlach outlines his fitness expectations for his team:

Golf was apparently so important to their training routine that they decided to expand the golf season to begin right after the regular season ends.

 

[blindbaby]

70GP 35W 23L 12T
Won Championship

so all they need to do now is report to camp able to complete

20 pushups
20 sit ups
and 30 knee bends.

and boom a cup is won

I don't imagine their fitness regiment was much different from anyone else, back then. Even in '72, team Canada's fitness level was was completely behind the Soviets and it almost cost them the series.

 

[dash]

I don't imagine their fitness regiment was much different from anyone else, back then. Even in '72, team Canada's fitness level was was completely behind the Soviets and it almost cost them the series.

1972 - People grousing about Fat Phil

2014 - People still grousing about Fat Phil