Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Kessel said that he probably hasn't been on skates 10 times in the summer

Skating is overrated. It's tough to sit at a buffet on skates.

 

[blindbaby]

In case you were hiding in a cave for ten years...

ESPN ranks Leafs as worst team in sports - Sportsnet.ca

 

[puckhead]

- Dion and Phil show their support for the run 'n' gun offense
- We shouldn't have let Ted Nugent design our 3rd jerseys this year
- Next season on True Detective!
- We just wanted to make David Booth feel comfortable. Frankly, we were afraid to make him nervous
- Does this cammo make me look fat?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

- Dion and Phil show their support for the run 'n' gun offense
- We shouldn't have let Ted Nugent design our 3rd jerseys this year
- Next season on True Detective!
- We just wanted to make David Booth feel comfortable. Frankly, we were afraid to make him nervous
- Does this cammo make me look fat?

I didn't recognize Phil without a donut in his hand.

 

[mattola]

I didn't recognize Phil without a donut in his hand.

that is because it is in his belly now.

 

[forty_three]

- Dion and Phil show their support for the run 'n' gun offense
- We shouldn't have let Ted Nugent design our 3rd jerseys this year
- Next season on True Detective!
- We just wanted to make David Booth feel comfortable. Frankly, we were afraid to make him nervous
- Does this cammo make me look fat?

-Phil and Dion come up with a new way to be invisible.

 

[forty_three]

Ford Of Canada Partnership Renewal With MLSE Focuses On Rewarding Fans - Toronto Maple Leafs - News

Not really comedy per se, but pretty cool.

For each Leafs game at Air Canada Centre, 200 tickets will be made available to the public at no cost.

Fans can win tickets by engaging with the “Ford Fanatic” on Twitter, @thefordFANatic, and on Facebook. The Ford Fanatic will be awarding tickets to fans who show their passion for the team through a variety of online and in-person challenges.

I will be following DE's tweeters, he is certain to win with his elegant prose and consistent, uplifting message.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ford Of Canada Partnership Renewal With MLSE Focuses On Rewarding Fans - Toronto Maple Leafs - News

Not really comedy per se, but pretty cool.



I will be following DE's tweeters, he is certain to win with his elegant prose and consistent, uplifting message.

Well, it'll be nice to have at least a few actual fans in the stadium. That is, if they don't scalp the tickets beforehand...

 

[dash]

Well, it'll be nice to have at least a few actual fans in the stadium. That is, if they don't scalp the tickets beforehand...

This is probably 10 years ago now, but I was in Toronto for a training course and the Bolts were in town to play the Leafs. I'd never been to the ACC, so I decided to see if I could get a ticket from a scalper. Sure enough, I got a ticket in the last row of the second tier for $40. Beautiful arena and the game was pretty good as well (as I recall, the Leafs scored a couple of late goals to win 4-3).

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This is probably 10 years ago now, but I was in Toronto for a training course and the Bolts were in town to play the Leafs. I'd never been to the ACC, so I decided to see if I could get a ticket from a scalper. Sure enough, I got a ticket in the last row of the second tier for $40. Beautiful arena and the game was pretty good as well (as I recall, the Leafs scored a couple of late goals to win 4-3).

You can definitely get scalps for reasonable prices if you don't mind sitting way on high. They keep the arena interior up to date but the non MLQ elevations could use some updating. 15 years goes by fast, and it looks kinda outdated, especially with all the new buildings in the area.

 

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You can definitely get scalps for reasonable prices if you don't mind sitting way on high. They keep the arena interior up to date but the non MLQ elevations could use some updating. 15 years goes by fast, and it looks kinda outdated, especially with all the new buildings in the area.

You want outdated, I present the Saddledome in Calgary. The sloping roof looks cool from the outside, but several concerts have bypassed Calgary due to not being able to set up their elaborate shows/stage production due to that sloping roof. Ken King needs to get off his rather large butt and get some shovels in the ground asap.

 

[Cyder]

Skating is overrated. It's tough to sit at a buffet on skates.

Buffet? As if he'd get up and walk to the food

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

You want outdated, I present the Saddledome in Calgary. The sloping roof looks cool from the outside, but several concerts have bypassed Calgary due to not being able to set up their elaborate shows/stage production due to that sloping roof. Ken King needs to get off his rather large butt and get some shovels in the ground asap.

I think it was 7 years ago when King said that a new barn was "5 to 8 years away". Guess that was a soft estimate...

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Buffet? As if he'd get up and walk to the food

I imagine it would look kinda like a Golden Corral anywhere in the south. That's a frightening experience, let me tell ya.

 

[Cyder]

I imagine it would look kinda like a Golden Corral anywhere in the south. That's a frightening experience, let me tell ya.

I heard he's a big fan of the chocolate fountain. Nothing more sanitary than a big vat of chocolate everybodys sticking their food into. And I'm sure no one double dips

 

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I imagine it would look kinda like a Golden Corral anywhere in the south. That's a frightening experience, let me tell ya.

So I guess we've retired Robert Lang and Olde Country Buffet in place of Phil Kessel and the Golden Corral?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So I guess we've retired Robert Lang and Olde Country Buffet in place of Phil Kessel and the Golden Corral?

Golden Corral should probably be the guy's nickname.

 

[blindbaby]

-Phil and Dion come up with a new way to be invisible.

If only Dion could be invisible out there.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Golden Corral should probably be the guy's nickname.

Weird coincidence, I was talking to a friend yesterday who had seen another friend's wedding pictures and was talking about how people we knew had aged. The comment he made to me was "I don't understand you, you're like a big tub of margarine that still scores a hat trick every game by some miracle of Jesus", and I told him that I was going to start using the nickname "Country Crock" for hockey.

 

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