Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[jstewismybastardson]

One of the best skaters in the league. But yeah, he's fat...sure, sure thing. *gives "ok" sign*

Spott also marvelled at how Kessel — who Spott estimated during the lecture is “15 pounds overweight” — remains an explosive speedster.



easy explanation: when he's on the ice he probably has the mindset that someones trying to take his 1 remaining testicle


/fuck me

 

[dash]

That's hitting below the belt, jstew...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

lmao

Bob Mac just called himself the Phil Kessel of the tsn panel

ie he said he's got the clout to go against the demands of leaders/execs at tsn ... then added "and yah ... Im probably more that 15 pounds overweight"

 

[mattola]

lmao

Bob Mac just called himself the Phil Kessel of the tsn panel

ie he said he's got the clout to go against the demands of leaders/execs at tsn ... then added "and yah ... Im probably more that 15 pounds overweight"

ooo that is good.

 

[dash]

Phil Kessel just needs to stand next to Kyle Wellwood...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Phil Kessel just needs to stand next to Kyle Wellwood...

He might eat him.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Leafs should get a shirtless David Booth to shadow Kessel everywhere ... let Phil rub his abs

 

[dash]

He might eat him.

Phil eats Kyle or Kyle eats Phil?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Phil eats Kyle or Kyle eats Phil?

Purposeful ambiguity.

 

[dash]

Purposeful ambiguity.

I can dig it.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Phil Kessel just needs to stand next to Kyle Wellwood...

 

[dash]

Is anyone here a marine biologist?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Is anyone here a marine biologist?

 

[Canuck eh?]

Phil Kessel just needs to stand next to Kyle Wellwood...

Come on Dash you know on the West Coast he's known as Kyle Wellfed.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Is anyone here a marine biologist?

I looked right onto the eyes of the great fish.

 

[dash]

I looked right onto the eyes of the great fish.

Mammal.

 

[dare2be]

It's too bad neither of these were Flames players so I could use this:

"The C's were angry that day, my friend"

 

[dare2be]

Mammal.

Arctic Mammal.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Mammal.

whateva

 

[puckhead]

Kessel said that he probably hasn't been on skates 10 times in the summer