Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[KennyBanyeah]

^^^^ Disturbing but awesome.

 

[DevilishWon]

Leafs' 2014-15 Cap Hits
Forwards
Phil Kessel - $8 million
Joffrey Lupul - $5.25 million
David Clarkson - $5.25 million
J. Van Riemsdyk - $4.25 million
Tyler Bozak - $4.25 million
Leo Komarov - $2.95 million
Nazem Kadri - $2.9 million
Mike Santorelli - $1.5 million
David Booth - $1.1 million
Petri Kontiola - $1.1 million
Colton Orr - $925,000
Carter Ashton - $850,000
Matt Frattin - $800,000
Peter Holland - $775,000
Trevor Smith - $550,000

Defence
Dion Phaneuf - $7 million
Cody Franson - $3.3 million
Stephane Robidas - $3 million
Roman Polak - $2.75 million
Morgan Rielly - $894,167
Jake Gardiner - RFA

Goaltending
Jonathan Bernier - $2.9 million
James Reimer - $2.3 million

Players signed: 22
Retained Salary/Carryover: $2.48 M
Leafs' Cap Payroll: $64.6 M
2014-15 NHL Cap: $69.0 M

I like JVR at $4.25MM the rest.....

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I like JVR at $4.25MM the rest.....

I love Clarkson at $5.25M, but I think it's for a different reason.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

I love Clarkson at $5.25M, but I think it's for a different reason.

I like F F F F Phaneuf at $7 mil for the same reason as you

 

[puckhead]

shit gettin' real

 

[puckhead]

shit gettin' real

 

[KennyBanyeah]

It looks like that young lady is getting to see the Mayor's "Oh face".

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

shit gettin' real

FWIW, this is one of his biggest rivals for re-election:

I need to find a new city.

 

[Swamp Dragon]

FWIW, this is one of his biggest rivals for re-election:

I need to find a new city.

I feel for you danny

 

[DragonfromTO]

Oh my God, just when I thought I couldn't love these guys any more (especially Grabbo)

Instagram

 

[mattola]

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford reveals bomb threat, city hall yet to be evacuated

 

[dash]

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford reveals bomb threat, city hall yet to be evacuated

I can't wait until the bomber calls back and rescinds the bomb threat in place of fitted hat day at Rogers Centre...

 

[mattola]

I can't wait until the bomber calls back and rescinds the bomb threat in place of fitted hat day at Rogers Centre...

first thing that popped in my head was.... did they do that themselves to gain some feel sorry for us favour?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford reveals bomb threat, city hall yet to be evacuated

Yeah, I never find bomb threats funny...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I can't wait until the bomber calls back and rescinds the bomb threat in place of fitted hat day at Rogers Centre...

...unless it's this kind.

 

[Cobiemonster]

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford reveals bomb threat, city hall yet to be evacuated

"This is very, very serious. I don't want people to panic," Ford told reporters. He added that he was acting on his "own advice" when he decided to publicize the letter.

This is wonderful

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This is wonderful

Is that what he calls his "thoughts"?

 

[DragonfromTO]

Oh my God, just when I thought I couldn't love these guys any more (especially Grabbo)

Instagram

Really, no one has any comment on this? I think it's the best trolling I've ever seen. Ever. It's absolute genius. And Kulemin even smiles, which must mean that it's time for Halley's Comet to come around again too.

 

[Canuck eh?]

Is that what he calls his "thoughts"?

Why is this man not working for MLSE?

 

[puckhead]

I like the new signings. veteran presence.
wait, i don't think that one guy's shoulder pads are regulation