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Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

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Seattle Seals (have to wear white skates for their home opener)

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Perhaps paired up with some Caps white pants? Or maybe a special all-white Cooperall?
 

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If the name isn’t Totems I quit already.
 

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Die-hard Seattle fans of like 6 hours are going to need some advice. Given the fact that this team is going to be a dumpster fire for the first couple of seasons, which current franchise is a complete disaster so we can follow them and get used to the disappointment?
 

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Die-hard Seattle fans of like 6 hours are going to need some advice. Given the fact that this team is going to be a dumpster fire for the first couple of seasons, which current franchise is a complete disaster so we can follow them and get used to the disappointment?
Vancouver sucks. Let’s watch them. Not that you should need any practice being let down as a Seattle fan.
 

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Die-hard Seattle fans of like 6 hours are going to need some advice. Given the fact that this team is going to be a dumpster fire for the first couple of seasons, which current franchise is a complete disaster so we can follow them and get used to the disappointment?

Not if done correctly. Vegas is a good example.....

Wait......
 

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Cascadia rivalry heating up already.
they already have a better goal differential than us
So do we think the NHL holds steady at 32 for a while, or is the prospect of another $650M+ in expansion fees getting the owners too excited already?
the next few new cities will be cleaning up the existing messes. florida, phoenix, carolina, etc
Sea Lions is just a stupid name. Do they even have teeth?
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Release the Kraken.
The Kraken is easily the best name on that list. They could come out every game to this song:

 
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That name is lame as fuck.
This disagreement between you and I is irreconcilable. We must now do battle. Best of 5. StarCraft 2. What is your battle tag?
 

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This disagreement between you and I is irreconcilable. We must now do battle. Best of 5. StarCraft 2. What is your battle tag?
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That name is lame as fuck.
Agreed. Sounds like some dumbass WNBA team name.

From the list, Totems works for me. Give the uniforms some of the those Seahawks like colors and PACNW tribal art touches, and looking real good.
Just never use “Action Green” as the primary. That color the sounders uses is as ugly as fuck.
 

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Kraken is god awful for a name. I'm kinda hoping they do historical and go with Metropolitans or Metros for short and these unis are really sharp imo.
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Kraken is god awful for a name. I'm kinda hoping they do historical and go with Metropolitans or Metros for short and these unis are really sharp imo.
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Figure they'll avoid Metropolitans because eventually you wind up with hockey Mets and, man, nobody wants to be the Mets.

/Then again, Winnipeg repatriated the Jets and they are very un-NY Jets like so...Meet the Mets?
 

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Figure they'll avoid Metropolitans because eventually you wind up with hockey Mets and, man, nobody wants to be the Mets.

/Then again, Winnipeg repatriated the Jets and they are very un-NY Jets like so...Meet the Mets?

George is your man.

 

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Release the Kraken.
So this supposedly highly liberal town ran off an sports franchise that feature primarily ethnic players (Sonics) and welcomes with open arms a franchise that features primarily white players. Uh huh.
 
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