Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

Bjorkstrand, who has been the Jackets most consistent forward has been bumped to the 4th line with Dubinsky and Wennberg. Yes, you read that right. With the center who can't shoot is playing wing and the other center who can't do anything but win faceoffs and is at least 18 MPH slower than the other two. Duchene and Dzingel are developing chemistry with Bjork, so naturally, they are putting Anderson in that spot.

This thread was originally called "John Tortorella Death Watch". Might be time to take it back to it's roots.

We could fall six points behind Pitt tonight.

 

[dash]

You know, if you don't like the Bjorkstrand, we could use him in Calgary - How about we send you James 'Real Deal' Neal?

 

[forty_three]

You know, if you don't like the Bjorkstrand, we could use him in Calgary - How about we send you James 'Real Deal' Neal?

*I* adore the Bjorkstrand. I dare say he is our ready made 1st line LW replacement.

I will take Neal if you take Torts. And Harrington.

 

[dash]

*I* adore the Bjorkstrand. I dare say he is our ready made 1st line LW replacement.

I will take Neal if you take Torts. And Harrington.

lol - Calgary isn't close to the US border, so Torts will nix that right off. Harrington won't be able to crack the Flames defense corps, so that won't work either. Oh well.

 

[forty_three]

Harrington won't be able to crack the Flames defense corps, so that won't work either. Oh well.

Look at Mr Fancy Pants over here with a coach who has eyes and stuff.

 

[forty_three]

Ryan Dzingel gets off the schneid and hears the cannon serenade for the first time.

*whew*. Hopefully he settles in and stops pressing.

 

[forty_three]

Josh Anderson, Matt Duchene and Ryan Dzingel each have 3 points. Boone Jenner has two goals, including a shorty. We have chased Rask after our fifth unaswered goal. Torrey Krug is -4.


I don't have any idea what is happening here. BUT I LIKE IT

 

[forty_three]

Sexy

 

[dash]

Sexy

Dzingel with the sweet sauce.

 

[gob]

Panarin with the rare fight

 

[forty_three]

Panarin with the rare fight

FOOD FIGHT

 

[gob]

Well.... Shit....

 

[elocomotive]

FOOD FIGHT

Wow. Look at the moxie on Panarin! Impressive.

 

[forty_three]

Tonight's password is "unanswered goals". Pass it on.

 

[gob]

Yuuuge win tonight, boys. Crazy game

 

[forty_three]

That was a roller coaster of emotion.

4 Points for Werenski, including his first goal in 30 games.

Jenner got the Hatty, including his 100th career goal.

 

[gob]

That was a roller coaster of emotion.

4 Points for Werenski, including his first goal in 30 games.

Jenner got the Hatty, including his 100th career goal.

Thought they were going to blow it. It seemed like the last 30 minutes of the game were spent on the defensive end.

 

[forty_three]

Zach Werenski throwing the monkey off his back.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Many thanks be on the Blue Jackets for making cannon fodder of the vicious caniforms of the city of Boston. May the man they call Bread continue to spread his fists of fury upon the hockey world.

 

[forty_three]

Many thanks be on the Blue Jackets for making cannon fodder of the vicious caniforms of the city of Boston. May the man they call Bread continue to spread his fists of fury upon the hockey world.

Pls no.

And I mean he did fight McAvoy. Wasn't exactly a heavyweight bout. All things considered, I'd prefer Jenner fighting and Panarin scoring the hatties. I'll take it, but let's get back to the real world.