Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[dare2be]

Ryan Dzingel gets off the schneid and hears the cannon serenade for the first time.

Did he say "Dazinga!" when he scored?

 

[gob]

Texier assigned to the monsters.

 

[forty_three]

Texier assigned to the monsters.

NHL.com doesn't seem to think much of him:

We have also finally gotten Trey Fix-Wolanski on an entry deal.
Blue Jackets sign Fix-Wolansky to entry level contract

101 pts in 63 games in the Dub.

 

[puckhead]

@forty_three - we seem to have similar music tastes.
do NOT miss these guys in May (good Canadian kids)

 

[forty_three]

@forty_three - we seem to have similar music tastes.
do NOT miss these guys in May (good Canadian kids)

Sonic Temple is a giant music festival and I have been debating going. Some artists that I would love to see again, some I'd love to see the first time. But, not sure I want to spend 48 hours in the Crew Stadium. I'm an old crank.

Here's the lineup:
Sonic Temple Art + Music Festival: Full Lineup

I mean, Foo Fighters, Cult, Disturbed, Joan Jett, SOAD and Papa Roach along with Bad Wolves and the Struts. PLUS spoken word by Rollins? What more could I want?

I will check these guys out. I am sure the local alternative station will be playing them a lot here.

 

[puckhead]

oh, didn't know it was a festival - Sonic Temple sounded like the name of an 80's bar (or Cult album, of course)
they are definitely on the rise, so don't wait too long to see them

hell of a line-up though!

 

[forty_three]

oh, didn't know it was a festival - Sonic Temple sounded like the name of an 80's bar (or Cult album, of course)
they are definitely on the rise, so don't wait too long to see them

hell of a line-up though!

Yeah the rink my son practices at is on the same property as Mapfre Stadium and the lineup poster has been hanging on the side since January.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Dubois doesn't have a point this month.

My friend and mine's joint fantasy team are in the playoffs and just lost Malkin and are still without Pasternak so, ya know, it'd be a helpful time for him to get going lol

 

[forty_three]

Dubois doesn't have a point this month.

My friend and mine's joint fantasy team are in the playoffs and just lost Malkin and are still without Pasternak so, ya know, it'd be a helpful time for him to get going lol

Yeah, we're all praying for your fantasy team. I hope he gets rolling for you guys soon.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Yeah, we're all praying for your fantasy team. I hope he gets rolling for you guys soon.

Just prayers, no thoughts?

 

[gob]

 

[gob]

Going to be an Elvis sighting in Ohio soon.
Elvis Merzlikins' Swiss League Season is Over, And He's Expected To Soon Sign with the Blue Jackets

 

[dash]

Going to be an Elvis sighting in Ohio soon.
Elvis Merzlikins' Swiss League Season is Over, And He's Expected To Soon Sign with the Blue Jackets

Are you saying the goaltending carousel in Columbus is about to be all shook up?

 

[gob]

Are you saying the goaltending carousel in Columbus is about to be all shook up?

Haha, not yet. Playing gigs in Cleveland first.

 

[forty_three]

Are you saying the goaltending carousel in Columbus is about to be all shook up?

Uh-huh-huh

It will be two goalies not currently in the NHL in 3 years. Elvis Merzlikins and either Daniil Tarasov or Veini Vehvilainen.

Matiss Kivlenieks will be the backup next year. I doubt Korpi stays. I expect they will sign a FA for 2-3 and let them get chosen in expansion.


Suddenly, the hole is on Defense. 3 or 4 real solid forward prospects and 3 potential very good goalies. Nothing in the pipe on D beyond Carlsson who can't get out of Cleveland while we actually ice a combo of Harrington and McQuaid. And Gavirkov, who may not even come to North America.

 

[BGDave]

Elvis Merzlikins and either Daniil Tarasov or Veini Vehvilainen.

Matiss Kivlenieks will be the backup next year.

Are these actual players or did you let your monkey bang on the keyboard again?

- Donald S. Cherry

 

[puckhead]

Sonic Temple is a giant music festival and I have been debating going. Some artists that I would love to see again, some I'd love to see the first time. But, not sure I want to spend 48 hours in the Crew Stadium. I'm an old crank.

Here's the lineup:
Sonic Temple Art + Music Festival: Full Lineup

I mean, Foo Fighters, Cult, Disturbed, Joan Jett, SOAD and Papa Roach along with Bad Wolves and the Struts. PLUS spoken word by Rollins? What more could I want?

I will check these guys out. I am sure the local alternative station will be playing them a lot here.

Now Black Pistol Fire added to the bill. (Also good Canadian kids)
them and Glorious Sons are the best two concerts I have seen in a decade,

 

[forty_three]

Are these actual players or did you let your monkey bang on the keyboard again?

- Donald S. Cherry

Our TV announcer has trouble with "Cam Atkinson" and "Matt Duchene". I think our GM wants him to retire but doesn't want to pay severance.

"Jarmo, what is your draft strategy?"
"Fucked up names"

 

[gob]

Damn it...2 posts, then give one up with 8 seconds left

 

[forty_three]

Damn it...2 posts, then give one up with 8 seconds left

The Blue Jackets season in a nutshell