Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

Bring Bjorky home. Things started to go to shit when we traded him.

Also, try to get Beniers. Go for it Donnie!

 

[BGDave]

Bring Bjorky home. Things started to go to shit when we traded him.

Also, try to get Beniers. Go for it Donnie!

Throw in Olivier and you might have something

 

[dash]

Throw in Olivier and you might have something

Yeah, but you need to go to the pharmacy to get rid of it.

 

[forty_three]

Throw in Olivier and you might have something

We're trading him for Filip Forsberg.

 

[forty_three]

Yegor Chinakhov signed to two-year extension through 2025-26 season | Columbus Blue Jackets

23-year-old tallied single-season career highs in goals, assists, points, shots on goal and time on ice in 2023-24

www.nhl.com

Wait. you can just do that? You can sign a young guy to a responsible contract without making him feel like he's lower than shoe leather?

- Jarmo, probably

 

[puckhead]

 

[esls79]

Yay - you can lose 2-1 now instead of 5-1
I’d rather have Dallas Eakins.

 

[forty_three]

Yay - you can lose 2-1 now instead of 5-1
I’d rather have Dallas Eakins.

We're going to play defense? WHOO That will be interesting!

 

[dash]

We're going to play defense? WHOO That will be interesting!

Or maybe not lol

 

[forty_three]

Or maybe not lol

Here's what's gonna happen. Toddy Mac as head coach to teach the exciting 1-3-1. Then hire Woody as Associate coach so he can relate to the kids and impress them with his ring he got for watching videos. Then finally hire Bob Hartley as an assistant to tell everyone to stay the fuck out of Chinakhov's way.

And keep Jared Boll, obviously because the last time we let a coach named Jared B go, he won a cup somewhere else and we can't let that happen again.