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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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This is what happens when celebrity and media (social or traditional) attention become more important than merit, intellect, and capacity to do the job. The focus is on garnering attention and "winning" the competition, not on solving the problems of a society, compromise, and governance.

It's a total shit sandwich.
It's basically pro wrestling now. When asked any real question just "cut a promo" against a perceived political opponent and 40% nod, smile, and I assume drool.

"Can you comment on the fires and what you can do to help?"
"Well Sleepy Joe Biden turned off the water in the hydrants and Newscum let him do it. When I get in there we are going make America great again! And we are going to rename the Panama Canal to the Trump Canal. No longer will the term Trump Canal refer to anal sex with Ivanka!*"


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You know if the US gets the Panama canal someway Trump will be up all night degrading the other canals of the world.

I just know he would call the Suez the Sewage Canal.
 

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You know if the US gets the Panama canal someway Trump will be up all night degrading the other canals of the world.

I just know he would call the Suez the Sewage Canal.

Likewise, the Rideau Canal in Ottawa (set to open soon for outdoor skating) will be called the Ridicule Canal.
 

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Since fact checking doesn’t matter I call this a real picture.

 
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