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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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Someone needs to tell God (if he doesn't know already) that America is seeping over the border to Canada.

 

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Any chance the GOP thinks they're going to lose royally in November and this is just a way of riling up their supporters?!?
Ideally, they want power to implement Christian Sharia law.

They would settle for a race war.
 

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Yeah, number 1 sign he knows it was a bad joke and not funny is trying to explain it away...

The watermelon joke that followed sounds like something an 8 year old would come up with.
 

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For the people in back

KAMALA

HARRIS

IS NOT

LESS


SHITTY

THAN THIS RACIST HATEFUL REPUBLICAN PARTY

AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE


And fucking yes it is enough to vote for her ... By a fucking mile
 

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I'm lookin' at the bright side. No matter who wins, I'm white with a westen European name.
Same. Plus my voter registration says republican because Ohio has open primaries where you can choose which ballot you want and I usually take the opportunity to vote against their front runner twice.
 

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After 45 years of doing the same shtick you would think this chode could rip a shirt off by now
 

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The Washington Post and Jeff Bezos sure look dumb not endorsing a candidate for president right about now.
 
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