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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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Man, the mental gymnastics you have to go through to sane wash Trump's desire of German generals like Hitler had...

Any human being on earth who is not "fully cognizant" of what German Generals did under Hitler should not be allowed near the Fry Station at McDonald's, let alone hold the most powerful office on the planet.
 

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Any human being on earth who is not "fully cognizant" of what German Generals did under Hitler should not be allowed near the Fry Station at McDonald's, let alone hold the most powerful office on the planet.
I’m kinda confused by it all as it’s generally accepted that Germany did best militarily when its generals decided to ignore Hitler’s instructions while faltering heavily when following them.

Also, some generals tried to kill Hitler.
 

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Someone went up and down a long busy street near me and put "Dum peepl for Harris" signs on all the Trump signs.
Now there is a Trump Swag Store on this road. Color me shocked that its at the worst part of the road near a fleabag motel and a psychic.
 

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Now there is a Trump Swag Store on this road. Color me shocked that its at the worst part of the road near a fleabag motel and a psychic.
Tell me more about this psychic? Is it a topless psychic? Does this psychic accept camel cash as a form of payment?
 

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Now there is a Trump Swag Store on this road. Color me shocked that its at the worst part of the road near a fleabag motel and a psychic.
lol I picture the hotel to be the one from Identity starring my doppelgänger John Cusack
 

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Tell me more about this psychic? Is it a topless psychic? Does this psychic accept camel cash as a form of payment?
I dont know, the sign seemed pretty legit - it had a woman looking over a crystal ball on it so it seems legit. The caricature of the woman looking over the ball is not really someone I'd want to see topless. Sure, I'd look though.

Just like she foretold.

(actually now that I think of it, there is a chance the psychic place may now be the Trump store - have to look next time I go by it)
 

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I dont know, the sign seemed pretty legit - it had a woman looking over a crystal ball on it so it seems legit. The caricature of the woman looking over the ball is not really someone I'd want to see topless. Sure, I'd look though.

Just like she foretold.

(actually now that I think of it, there is a chance the psychic place may now be the Trump store - have to look next time I go by it)
you would look ... wouldnt you!!!
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lol I picture the hotel to be the one from Identity starring my doppelgänger John Cusack
lol it looks nice, I look it up and this is a picture I find.
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LMAO.
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Wow wait until you hear the lady who is selling the merchandise.

- context around the 4:21 mark.


edit: she isn't even the most shocking one. Hint the guy has Mississippi on his shirt.
 

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Wow wait until you hear the lady who is selling the merchandise.

- context around the 4:21 mark.


edit: she isn't even the most shocking one. Hint the guy has Mississippi on his shirt.
The woman around 10:30 is pretty great too
 

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Yeah, at my age, 10:30 is pushing it, by 10:45 I'm usually sound asleep lol
Dash, if the woman at 10:30 is coming for you, drink the Kool-Aid. Drink it down and hope it works quickly, and finishes you off before she gets there.
 
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