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Ron Burgundy

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Fordman, Bucky's Hangover is an excellent joke teller, would you like to hear one?


And here we have one of the inherit problems with the Bucky IDs...


Ox's relentless insistence to schill for laughs at his act...


Let's play a drinking game.. every time Ox calls "Bucky's Hangover" either "legendary" or "hall of fame" you have to drink a sip.













You'll be shitfaced in an hour.
 

Rock Strongo

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We talked about this in the past, Paydirt. By sheer volume there HAS to be some hot chicks in NYC. You have 40 gazillion people there, after all. But the percentages are lousy. You can't compare with Miami, SD, LA, Austin, PHX....others?


"every girl, in NYC is hot"

-dirt

girl in blue leggings and socks anotehr girl in lace leggings pink dress two ugly girls new york.JPG
 

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Well my mama told me: "Son you better watch out
All those nasty women gonna r*pe you dime for dime"
But I got my pocket full of real tales
and a broken guitar mode, guitar mode
And the story keep on rollin', out from a sad man's tongue

Left my mama and papa's nest
I got the fever rambling my bones
Papa said: "My boy, take your Johnny Cash vinyls and go"
Well I got my pocket full of real tales
and a broken guitar mode, guitar mode
And the story keep on rollin', out from a sad man's tongue
 

b_lake

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Lauryn Hill, taxes? You just made my day. Most racist bitch ever!

You have to watch this 30 for 30 on a giant named John Tuggle

“Having put the lives and needs of other people before my own for multiple years, and having made hundreds of millions of dollars for certain institutions, under complex and sometimes severe circumstances, I began to require growth and more equitable treatment, but was met with resistance,” Hill said.

“I conveyed all of this when questioned as to why I did not file taxes during this time period,” she continued. “Obviously, the danger I faced was not accepted as reasonable grounds for deferring my tax payments, as authorities, who despite being told all of this, still chose to pursue action against me, as opposed to finding an alternative solution. My intention has always been to get this situation rectified. When I was working consistently without being affected by the interferences mentioned above, I filed and paid my taxes. This only stopped when it was necessary to withdraw from society, in order to guarantee the safety and well-being of myself and my family.”
 

Mike Oxlodge

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I havent called Bucky's Hangover anything, its the other posters that have given the stamp of approval. We can always have a Snoogins Hangover, but I dont want you to start shooting up malls, Boston has been through enough already.
 

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We talked about this in the past, Paydirt. By sheer volume there HAS to be some hot chicks in NYC. You have 40 gazillion people there, after all. But the percentages are lousy. You can't compare with Miami, SD, LA, Austin, PHX....others?

Take my word for it, you could compare it to anywhere in the world.
 

Rock Strongo

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LOL

googled "ugly girls in new york" and this gem came up labsled as "fat new yorker throwing up


fat_girl_puking.jpg
 

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"Funny" is in the eye of the beholder and I found the ID to be wildly, grossly overplayed and a massive waste of thread space...


sorry if me finding the same exact joke being regurgitated over and over and over and over and over again makes me a "pussy"... But I thought it was utterly humorless and wildly unnecessary.


LOL @ waste of thread space....as if it's finite...
 

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If you fags saw the chicks that walk the NYC streets on a day like this, you wouldn't be fags anymore

even better, how are their accents?

"cawfee"

yuck

worst accent on a woman in the world is NY/long island and RI



They cannot talk when you dick is scratching their tonsils

:bj:


Although I heard dudes from Mass have small dicks so you might have never experienced that.
 

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"Joey Ramone was a hot chick."
 

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Not every girl Rock, let's not forget your ex wife is a New Yorker now
 
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