Game Thread: Chicago @ Detroit, Lions are a dumpster fire.

[RobBase]

There's the Lions we know and love.

 

[Wazmankg]

This here is my team now. I recognize these guys.

 

[Lions=TeHsUcKs]

Time for NFL RedZone.. This is a joke!

 

[RobBase]

The NFL should make the Fords put a consumer warning on becoming a Lions fan.

That's the job of Suhfans. Been a full time gig since the off season.

 

[Mebert]

That play is only a pick when the Lions run it I guess

 

[broncosmitty]

18 TO's and counting.

 

[Thruthefog]

Damnit Fog!

Why'd you take your finger off the button!?!

Staff, back to being a stupid fucking idiot.

Gandy said he had it.

 

[gandydancer]

I took the Bears because I said I can't pick the Leo's until they show sumptin.

Riddick has open feet late and makes a miraculous catch.

Lions 24
Bears 23

Can we just stop the game now?

 

[broncosmitty]

Why do the Lions pass on 3rd and 1?

Cuz our RBs can't hold on to a football?

 

[TrustMeIamRight]

unreal. why don't we just give them the win and save the hassle of having to play the game out. it is much easier than watching them fumble and do everything possible to give away the game.

 

[gandydancer]

Gandy said he had it.

I had to piss. Literally get up for thirty seconds and Stafford screws me.

 

[RobBase]

Another rush TD surrendered.

 

[RobBase]

I had to piss. Literally get up for thirty seconds and Stafford screws me.

That will teach you to get up.

 

[broncosmitty]

Now they go for two.....

 

[gandydancer]

Cuz our RBs can't hold on to a football?

Zach does, he just a china doll

 

[Lions=TeHsUcKs]

Cleveland just got wrecked on a play.

 

[BUD]

Man, these fuckers just don't want to win..

 

[RobBase]

If Chicago gets a FG and Detroit gets 3 more FGs I'm gonna nail this final score.

 

[Lions=TeHsUcKs]

Lions are a disaster.

 

[Iffster]

ATTENTION!!!! Fallon, O'Brien, Meyers and the rest of you late night host/comedians. Get your Detroit Lions' jokes ready.