Bears for sale?

[Jiddy]

Chicago Bears could soon be for sale: Owners having internal discussions about maybe selling team, per report

Are the Bears going to be getting new owners?

www.cbssports.com

This is one I gotta see to believe...but ya never know.

 

[Fish]

Is this another one of those silly threads like "Bears Wearing Hats"?

 

[Debbie Does]

I kind of covet my neighbor's ox, but a bear? No thanks.

My neighbors have the same model house as me, and I have a better view. The neighbor wives are all fat. So no coveting on either of those, but yeah, having an ox might be cool.

 

[Jiddy]

Is this another one of those silly threads like "Bears Wearing Hats"?

I'm still holding strong that that gal was a MadNova alt.

 

[BsGenius]

In a perfect world, I would be the owner. Then it would be raining Super Bowl rings.

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

In a perfect world, I would be the owner. Then it would be raining Super Bowl rings.

You mean after 4 or 5 consecutive 0-16 tank seasons? I mean, we all know how much high draft choices mean to you. So what would be your timetable....2025, 2026 before the rainstorm of SB rings commences?

 

[BsGenius]

You mean after 4 or 5 consecutive 0-16 tank seasons? I mean, we all know how much high draft choices mean to you. So what would be your timetable....2025, 2026 before the rainstorm of SB rings commences?

Tanking last year doesn't mean tanking every year ya big dummy.

Just for starters. I would have tanked last year. Still gotten Fields (likely) and retained all the draft picks we gave up to the Giants. Loaded up on more lineman. We would be strong contenders next year, and super bowl in 2 years.

And yes, draft picks (especially high ones) are like gold in this league.

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

Tanking last year doesn't mean tanking every year ya big dummy.

Just for starters. I would have tanked last year. Still gotten Fields (likely) and retained all the draft picks we gave up to the Giants. Loaded up on more lineman. We would be strong contenders next year, and super bowl in 2 years.

And yes, draft picks (especially high ones) are like gold in this league.

LOL, yeah, you wouldn't want to tank each year..........unless 12 games into the season and we have a 5-7 record, you'd want the entire organization to roll over. But sure, aside from that you're not about tanking whatsoever.

 

[BsGenius]

LOL, yeah, you wouldn't want to tank each year..........unless 12 games into the season and we have a 5-7 record, you'd want the entire organization to roll over. But sure, aside from that you're not about tanking whatsoever.

Yes, that's exactly what i said. You don't just tank for the sake of tanking. You tank strategically for the betterment of the organization. Teams tanking for higher picks is not a new phenomenon. Maybe just to you.

5-7 record + the team didn't pass my eye test. I knew they'd be one and done. And I was right again. But hey, they made the playoffs and ergggg uhh ummm, that was kinda fun....? Yeah totally worth it! Who cares about those picks we gave up to the Giants right...right?

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

Yes, that's exactly what i said. You don't just tank for the sake of tanking. You tank strategically for the betterment of the organization. Teams tanking for higher picks is not a new phenomenon. Maybe just to you.

5-7 record + the team didn't pass my eye test. I knew they'd be one and done. And I was right again. But hey, they made the playoffs and ergggg uhh ummm, that was kinda fun....? Yeah totally worth it! Who cares about those picks we gave up to the Giants right...right?

In other words:

 

[BsGenius]

In other words:

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pivot alert

 

[Jiddy]

Tanking last year doesn't mean tanking every year ya big dummy.

Just for starters. I would have tanked last year. Still gotten Fields (likely) and retained all the draft picks we gave up to the Giants. Loaded up on more lineman. We would be strong contenders next year, and super bowl in 2 years.

And yes, draft picks (especially high ones) are like gold in this league.

First ya put some peppers and eggs on a skillet...

Then ya do a little tapdance...

Tank a game here...Throw a game there...

Fire a coordinator...

Give the GM a raise...

Wear a fancy suit to the draft...

Rise from the ashes like a phoenix...

Bing...Bang...Boom.

Super Bowl.

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

pivot alert

Hahaha, doubt you'll grasp this, but there's some serious irony in those words.............or uh, do I not understand what irony means like I don't understand what being painted into a corner means as well?

 

[BsGenius]

Hahaha, doubt you'll grasp this, but there's some serious irony in those words.............or uh, do I not understand what irony means like I don't understand what being painted into a corner means as well?

still pivoting and also trying to hide the fact you didn't know what the latter phrase meant originally.

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

still pivoting and also trying to hide the fact you didn't know what the latter phrase meant originally.

You're funny.

 

[BsGenius]

You're funny.

I wasn't trying to be funny. Just pointing facts. You pivot when trapped.

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

I wasn't trying to be funny. Just pointing facts. You pivot when trapped.

LOL, you're funny.

 

[BsGenius]

LOL, you're funny.

thanks

 

[Lake Shore Drive]

thanks

I always try to be accommodating. I like to give compliments when they are merited. And what you say is truly funny as shit.

 

[beardown07]

herr derr, if I was da GM...herr derr....but instead I'm just a lonely loser on the internet.