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# of MLB starts:
Franklin Morales: 25
2012 7th starter of the year award winner: 0
"pitching out their ASSSES!!!!!"
DumbDown strikes again....
If there was a need for their closer to be a starter, he'd be a starter.
There isn't.
Hence, the Reds have pitching coming out of their asses.
Pretty simple concept really, unless you're DumbDown.