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romeo212000

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Anyone who starts off a sentence with "Ummmm" probably cannot think very quickly.

Really? That's the best you got? Come on, man. Up your game so you can keep it mildly entertaining.
 

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You'll have to excuse him, I have a bat shit crazy neighbor, so I'm used to it, but sometimes people are at a loss for words when the coo-coos start talking...so you can imagine how your train of thought has left him speechless.

I certainly can. But in fairness to him, he's working from the disadvantage of an Alabama education compared to one who was educated in California when California was elite.
 

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Some of the better soldiers I served with scored low on their ASVAB. I, for instance, scored a 133 but I was no more than a mediocre soldier.

Let me guess...your Section 8 status interfered with your soldiering.
 

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Really? That's the best you got? Come on, man. Up your game so you can keep it mildly entertaining.
Already used that routine on you. The "I know you are but what am I" routine holds no water here.
 

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133 is quite impressive considering the highest you could score is 99.

If you want to troll, you need to be funny.
Bullshit. Maybe the later versions but certainly not in 1978.
 

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Lets be serious... The SEC fans are pounding their chests over bowl records... LSU beat a 7 win team.. when they were at one time the #4 team in the country... and people are bragging about it.. Florida got stomped by the 4th best team in the Big Ten...Arkansas beat a 6 win Kansas State team LOL... seriously.. A&M lost to a 5 loss ACC school that was MAYBE the 6th best team in the ACC... Miss State beat up on the 7th or 8th best ACC school... Georgia BARELY beat the 7th best team in the Big 10... I mean seriously... Its not like the SEC was playing juggernauts or something. Outside of Alabama.. the SEC should be embarrassed by this year.
I notice you left out Auburn.....is that because they destroyed a team that your precious Houston was lucky to beat?
 

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Im guessing he wasn't expecting A football game when he bought tickets to see the cocks
I wonder about people who overly criticize fags like you seem to do. I wonder what they are hiding. You got something you want to get off your chest? We won't judge you.
 

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Already used that routine on you. The "I know you are but what am I" routine holds no water here.

LOL, I read this in the voice of Harry, Jeff Daniel's character from Dumb and Dumber...when he was dressed in the orange coat and tails...trying to play "smart" but just came of as a pretentious douche...congrats you nailed it.
 

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Bullshit. Maybe the later versions but certainly not in 1978.

You could score over 100 on individual sections, but your overall(AFQT) is based on a formula and the highest possible score is 99.

It's only ever been revised once. That was in 2002 and the highest possible score never changed.
 

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LOL, I read this in the voice of Harry, Jeff Daniel's character from Dumb and Dumber...when he was dressed in the orange coat and tails...trying to play "smart" but just came of as a pretentious douche...congrats you nailed it.
Sometimes you gotta dumb things down when talking to the ignorant; especially those from Alabama who try to sound worldly but really are very parochial.
 
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