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An Eagles fan told me a real ironic joke today.

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He asked me. What do Dallas fans do after Dallas wins the Super Bowl? His answer was. "Turn off the XBOX. When I pointed out how stupid that joke is, he resorted to not wanting to talk any longer and kicked me out of his office.
 

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He was probably given the joke with Philthy as the subject, and like many Philthy fans he wasn't smart enough to turn the tables on a fan of another team with NO Lombardi's.
 

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this one works better...

What do Redskins or Cowboys fans do after their team wins a super Bowl??? turn off the VCR and put the tape back in the cabinet.

So what do Eagles fans do after the Eagles win a Super Bowl.... wake up and realize it was just a dream.
 

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this one works better...

What do Redskins or Cowboys fans do after their team wins a super Bowl??? turn off the VCR and put the tape back in the cabinet.

So what do Eagles fans do after the Eagles win a Super Bowl.... wake up and realize it was just a dream.

Mine are on DVD. MAybr I'll burn a copy for the Eagle fan at work. I can tell him that's the closest he'll ever get to a SB win.
 

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Mine are on DVD. MAybr I'll burn a copy for the Eagle fan at work. I can tell him that's the closest he'll ever get to a SB win.


LOL... Mine are original recordings done while i was watching the games. Watched once a year and kept in sealed magnet proof cases otherwise. But yea at some point I will have to order the DVDs as the tape quality is starting to degrade.
 

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He asked me. What do Dallas fans do after Dallas wins the Super Bowl? His answer was. "Turn off the XBOX. When I pointed out how stupid that joke is, he resorted to not wanting to talk any longer and kicked me out of his office.

1st time I turned on scooby doo
2nd time I went outside and played
3rd time I got laid
4th time I got drunk
5th time I proclaimed the 90's Cowboys a Dynasty

When the eagles won the Super Bowl......I'll tell you if I live to be 125
 

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1st time I turned on scooby doo
2nd time I went outside and played
3rd time I got laid
4th time I got drunk
5th time I proclaimed the 90's Cowboys a Dynasty

When the eagles won the Super Bowl......I'll tell you if I live to be 125

Very nice
 

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Yall know I love my Eagles but that was a STUPID joke.
 

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1st time I turned on scooby doo
2nd time I went outside and played
3rd time I got laid
4th time I got drunk
5th time I proclaimed the 90's Cowboys a Dynasty

When the eagles won the Super Bowl......I'll tell you if I live to be 125

:10::lol:
 
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