AFCN Hate Guide

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[blue_suns]

Dude should have a six pack at this point

 

[Wamu]

 

[Wamu]

 

[Wamu]

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

HERE...WE...GO

note: AFCN fans, you know what time it is! Let's keep this thread goin. Remember to keep it nasty, crude, and possibly lascivious... Go ahead and google that.

Hell to the motherf*ckin yea, FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!! And what better way to start the year off than to dive right into a divisional bout to set the tone for the year. Sure this rivalry has been diluted by decades of domination but make no mistake, underneath all that bloody excrement is pure unbridled hate.

Much like 2017, the Steelers & Browns face off in week 1. Except this year the Steelers are forced to head 2 hours to the northwest to that abortion of a city they call Cleveland. The leading exports of this dumpster town are depression & star athletes. Living in Cleveland must be like sleeping on the floor of a damp, rat infested apartment that is filled with junkies. Nearly uninhabitable. Basic needs include only shelter, and food & water is like playing Russian roulette at a Vietnamese casino. Even the city's founder realized the terrible decision that he made and wisely uprooted to never return.

In what I expect to be a remake of that opening game in 2017, this game could be surprisingly close. Tomlin is notorious for stumbling head first out the gate to lesser teams. And much to the chagrin of the fans, we get the same excuse that "obviously we did not execute very well today." Yea no shit Tomlin. He's easier to read than a toddler preschool book. And like a privileged, snooty, rich kid getting his lunch money stolen, he always has that same oblivious look on his face. In years past I viewed these games against the Frowns as nothing more than tune-ups or bye-weeks. But this year has a much different tone to it. Browns have splooged their slimy fingers all over the drafts & FA for the past decade, and it appears that the blind squirrel has found more than a couple nuts over that span. One would think this special squirrel was destined to have a fat & happy winter, but it doesn't take long before we remember who the coach is. The same guy that has gone 1-31 in 2 years at the helm of this septic freightliner. Not even the Tequila Cowboy Todd Haley can save it. Suddenly that squirrel looks more like a hairless chipmunk smoking angel dust underneath an SR-2 overpass with his good pals Brock Osweiller & Brady Quinn. This game is going to be like a 3-hour massage after a summer part-time manual labor job. It will start out rough & tense, as the knots & kinks in your back get worked out. But then you loosen up & get to bang your female masseuse for the final 15 minutes.

You can stack all the cards you want in that deck Cleveland, but we all know that you're still a bunch of blindfolded drunks being asked to play a game of tag while barefoot on shards of glass. You know who you are, and no amount of cap space expenditures can save you. We hate you... Actually we love to hate you, because your existence has been a great record padder.

LET THE HATE BEGIN!!!!

AFCN roll call...

@Wamu @Sgt Brutus @Tharvot @Shanemansj13 @cwerph @olympicoscar @Across The Field

@Superbelt @Ojb81 @SteelersPride @steelerssb @Ewa PGH Fan @Psych-Ward @Gooch1034 @wings-pens2166 @thedddd @moxie @Maximus Rex @NorthCoastSteelersFan @Terry Rode @SJ20 @MISKO @Bridgeburner

 

[Superbelt]

Too bad this sonofabitch isn't running anymore.

 

[cwerph]

HERE...WE...GO

note: AFCN fans, you know what time it is! Let's keep this thread goin. Remember to keep it nasty, crude, and possibly lascivious... Go ahead and google that.

Hell to the motherf*ckin yea, FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!! And what better way to start the year off than to dive right into a divisional bout to set the tone for the year. Sure this rivalry has been diluted by decades of domination but make no mistake, underneath all that bloody excrement is pure unbridled hate.

Much like 2017, the Steelers & Browns face off in week 1. Except this year the Steelers are forced to head 2 hours to the northwest to that abortion of a city they call Cleveland. The leading exports of this dumpster town are depression & star athletes. Living in Cleveland must be like sleeping on the floor of a damp, rat infested apartment that is filled with junkies. Nearly uninhabitable. Basic needs include only shelter, and food & water is like playing Russian roulette at a Vietnamese casino. Even the city's founder realized the terrible decision that he made and wisely uprooted to never return.

In what I expect to be a remake of that opening game in 2017, this game could be surprisingly close. Tomlin is notorious for stumbling head first out the gate to lesser teams. And much to the chagrin of the fans, we get the same excuse that "obviously we did not execute very well today." Yea no shit Tomlin. He's easier to read than a toddler preschool book. And like a privileged, snooty, rich kid getting his lunch money stolen, he always has that same oblivious look on his face. In years past I viewed these games against the Frowns as nothing more than tune-ups or bye-weeks. But this year has a much different tone to it. Browns have splooged their slimy fingers all over the drafts & FA for the past decade, and it appears that the blind squirrel has found more than a couple nuts over that span. One would think this special squirrel was destined to have a fat & happy winter, but it doesn't take long before we remember who the coach is. The same guy that has gone 1-31 in 2 years at the helm of this septic freightliner. Not even the Tequila Cowboy Todd Haley can save it. Suddenly that squirrel looks more like a hairless chipmunk smoking angel dust underneath an SR-2 overpass with his good pals Brock Osweiller & Brady Quinn. This game is going to be like a 3-hour massage after a summer part-time manual labor job. It will start out rough & tense, as the knots & kinks in your back get worked out. But then you loosen up & get to bang your female masseuse for the final 15 minutes.

You can stack all the cards you want in that deck Cleveland, but we all know that you're still a bunch of blindfolded drunks being asked to play a game of tag while barefoot on shards of glass. You know who you are, and no amount of cap space expenditures can save you. We hate you... Actually we love to hate you, because your existence has been a great record padder.

LET THE HATE BEGIN!!!!

AFCN roll call...

@Wamu @Sgt Brutus @Tharvot @Shanemansj13 @cwerph @olympicoscar @Across The Field

@Superbelt @Ojb81 @SteelersPride @steelerssb @Ewa PGH Fan @Psych-Ward @Gooch1034 @wings-pens2166 @thedddd @moxie @Maximus Rex @NorthCoastSteelersFan @Terry Rode @SJ20 @MISKO @Bridgeburner

I got nothin' football related until the Browns actually win a game.

So do you find the girls for your QB to assault, or do you just guard the bathroom stall door while he enjoys himself with them?

 

[Across The Field]

I remember how bad Cleveland was last year and Pittsburgh still needed a miracle to beat them week 1.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

They jelly we got Haley!

But for real, I think we finally finish 3rd in the division. Can’t wait to kick cincy around! @kramer1

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

I got nothin' football related until the Browns actually win a game.

So do you find the girls for your QB to assault, or do you just guard the bathroom stall door while he enjoys himself with them?

No need to find them. The NFL provides them so long as the Browns stay in the division.

 

[Superbelt]

 

[Ickey Shuffle]

They jelly we got Haley!

But for real, I think we finally finish 3rd in the division. Can’t wait to kick cincy around! @kramer1

LOL!

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

I remember how bad Cleveland was last year and Pittsburgh still needed a miracle to beat them week 1.

Pretty sure if I had planned ahead of that game and shoved a lump of coal up my ass I would have had a baseball-sized diamond...

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Spoiler: The cancer of Poosburgh

 

[Ickey Shuffle]

When your franchise is excited about Tyrod Taylor, you know shit is rough.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Spoiler: The cancer of Poosburgh

We'll trade him to ya for Myles Garrett straight up!

 

[Yo Tee]

I mean, it's the Cleveland Shits. What else do I need to say? They will be better this year, just not good enough to beat the Steelers.