Absolutely nothing happened yesterday

[RedSoxWorrld]

No U-Haul. A friend of mine owns a trucking company.

how many mexicans fit in it?

 

[Down38st8]

No U-Haul. A friend of mine owns a trucking company.

You used him to get over the border didn't you. we know you did...how bad did the hidden compartment smell after 2 weeks in the desert?

 

[Down38st8]

how many mexicans fit in it?

DAMMIT!!!

You're speeding up on me World...about time...

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

You used him to get over the border didn't you. we know you did...how bad did the hidden compartment smell after 2 weeks in the desert?

Your grand parents came here with polio.

 

[cerealboi]

how many mexicans fit in it?

instead of emoticons, I wish we could put little audio rimshots in some of these messages.

 

[Down38st8]

Your grand parents came here with polio.

Nope.....Smallpox...we stored it in blankets that we gave to the natives....

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Nope.....Smallpox...we stored it in blankets that we gave to the natives....

Thats not funny.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

This calls for some Lowell George:

I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow
I'm drunk and dirty don't ya know, and I'm still, willin'
Out on the road late at night, Seen my pretty Alice in every head light
Alice, Dallas Alice

And I've been frommmmm Tuscon to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me: weeeeeeeeed, whiiiites, and wiiiiine
And you show me a siiiiiign
I'll be willin', to be movin'

I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet
Had my head stoved in, but I'm still on my feet and I'm still... willin'
Now I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico
Baked by the sun, every time I go to Mexico, and I'm still

And I been from Tuscon to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been maaaaaaade
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weeeeeeighed
And if you give meeeeeeeeEEEEeeeeEE:
wEEEEEEEEEEEeed,
whIIIIIiiiiites, annnnnd --

wiiiiiiiiine!

And you show me a sIIIIIIiiiiiiiign
I'll be willin', to be movin

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Do you have a better explanation of why someone who hit 0 home runs the year before is the 'captain' of the team? This was clearly a bone to the Yankee fans to get them to go to Queens for the derby.

I'd have to give a half an inch of shit about the HR derby to give an informed response

 

[Rock Strongo]

David Ortiz ?Prancercises? His Way To All-Star Game « CBS Boston

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

THIS...100% accurate.

Had they not invited Cano for it, zero yankee fans would've shown up, and that fight would never have happened.

Here you go Cereal

Downs objective take

 

[Down38st8]

Here you go Cereal

Downs objective take

If you took that seriously...you're a fucking woman.

 

[Down38st8]

Thats not funny.

the fuck it's not...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

If you took that seriously...you're a fucking woman.

In my defense, your serious stuff resembles a lot of your horseshit

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Thats not funny.

at least we gave them firewater

now they all own casinos and make millions off fat white people

they owe us!

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

at least we gave them firewater

now they all own casinos and make millions off fat white people

they owe us!

They gave the fat white people Jenny Craig.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

They gave the fat white people Jenny Craig.

jenny craig was an Injun?

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

jenny craig was an Injun?

Yes.

 

[Down38st8]

They gave the fat white people Jenny Craig.

That's not funny.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

That's not funny.

Yes it is.