2018-2019 NBA Regular Season Thread

[DJ Fieri]

Did you guys hear about the dude who was licking a family's doorbell for 3 hours?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Did you guys hear about the dude who was licking a family's doorbell for 3 hours?

Caught on video surveillance....

 

[Wamu]

Did you guys hear about the dude who was licking a family's doorbell for 3 hours?

Bill Walton needs to stop dropping acid.

 

[DJ Fieri]

*Watches Mecca get Big Red and bend Wiggy over to give him an example of a body cavity search*

 

[Stakesarehigh]

Did you guys hear about the dude who was licking a family's doorbell for 3 hours?

Clearly he wanted to see how many licks it took to get to the center of a doorbell

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

did you ever have to conduct cavity searches?

Everyday.

Men and women.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Everyday.

Men and women.

Wow......that could be a bit shitty.....if things went bad.

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

gayer? whats wrong with you?

its like the biggest cliche tv trope in the world......i think its interesting as hell, id like to ask her a million questions--- cavity searches, drugs, gangs, making "cell wine" etc. etc.,

you got some problems man

I mean, we didn't go wrist deep.

That isn't necessary anymore.

He make them bend over, spread their cheeks and cough while we hold a flashlight.

I'm being serious...lol

But, everyone has to walk thru a metal detector that doubles as a xray machine.

Think of it like the machines you see at the airport that they put your carry on bag thru.

We've found guns, knives, gun magazines...you name it.

Pruno is the jail wine.

But, they mostly drink hand sanitizer now.

 

[Mecca of the “B” Team]

Wow......that could be a bit shitty.....if things went bad.

Literally and purposefully.

People are reluctant to get close if you are covered in feces.

That's what the metal detector, xray is for.

 

[Wamu]

I mean, we didn't go wrist deep.

That isn't necessary anymore.

He make them bend over, spread their cheeks and cough while we hold a flashlight.

I'm being serious...lol

But, everyone has to walk thru a metal detector that doubles as a crazy machine.

Think of it like the machines you see at the airport that they put your carry on bag thru.

We've found guns, knives, gun magazines...you name it.

I bet Kim KardASSian could fit a microwave in her rear end. Alotta room in that beast.

 

[msgkings322]

I bet Kim KardASSian could fit a microwave in her rear end. Alotta room in that beast.

Really up to the minute humor there. Got any jokes about Dolly Parton's rack?

 

[Wamu]

Really up to the minute humor there. Got any jokes about Dolly Parton's rack?

Nope. I gotta few funny fart jokes though.

 

[DJ Fieri]

I bet Kim KardASSian could fit a microwave in her rear end. Alotta room in that beast.

I'd go balls deep in that ass.

 

[Wamu]

I'd go balls deep in that ass.

You better have some scuba gear. And make sure to tie a rope around a heavy object, like a car before diving in. You don't wanna get lost.

 

[trojanfan12]

wait wait wait.....

did you see this?

Didnt Kingsbury just get hired by USC?

now he is leaving for Arizona like a couple weeks after taking the job? LOL

USC is kind of a dumpster fire right now.....

Yeah, starting to look like Swann needs to go.

First, he didn't fire Helton when much of the fan base and boosters wanted him to. I actually supported him on that one.

Then, he hired Kingsbury which, from what I've heard, was done over Helton's objections. But that was seen as a good compromise and quieted the fan base and boosters.

Then, he makes USC look bad by blocking the Jets and Cardinals from talking to him, creating some bad blood and tension.

Then, he relents, allows Kingsbury to talk to them and from what I just heard, it's pretty close to official (although not announced yet) that he's gone.

So far, it doesn't look like it's going to hurt the recruiting too much. But we'll see since it's not signing day yet.

Imo, Helton needs to either give up on the idea of calling plays or step down from HC, be the OC and hope that whoever they hire as HC will keep him.

There's a lot of talk that if he doesn't get things turned around in a big way next season, he'll be fired and USC will make a run at Urban Meyer.

Apparently, someone from inside tOSU said that Meyer may return to coaching, but only at USC or Notre Dame.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Anybody interested in Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club?



Not me.

 

[trojanfan12]

Did you guys hear about the dude who was licking a family's doorbell for 3 hours?

Who the fuck has that kind of time?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Anybody watch Clemson-Bama last night?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Yeah, starting to look like Swann needs to go.

First, he didn't fire Helton when much of the fan base and boosters wanted him to. I actually supported him on that one.

Then, he hired Kingsbury which, from what I've heard, was done over Helton's objections. But that was seen as a good compromise and quieted the fan base and boosters.

Then, he makes USC look bad by blocking the Jets and Cardinals from talking to him, creating some bad blood and tension.

Then, he relents, allows Kingsbury to talk to them and from what I just heard, it's pretty close to official (although not announced yet) that he's gone.

So far, it doesn't look like it's going to hurt the recruiting too much. But we'll see since it's not signing day yet.

Imo, Helton needs to either give up on the idea of calling plays or step down from HC, be the OC and hope that whoever they hire as HC will keep him.

There's a lot of talk that if he doesn't get things turned around in a big way next season, he'll be fired and USC will make a run at Urban Meyer.

Apparently, someone from inside tOSU said that Meyer may return to coaching, but only at USC or Notre Dame.

I fully expect Meyer to return to coaching, no way he's done.

 

[Black Adam]

Did you guys hear about the dude who was licking a family's doorbell for 3 hours?

Uh kaaaaayyyyy...