2017 NBA Offseason Thread

[bksballer89]

How you been, Bud?

It's the best time of the year for me.

Rugrats went back to school!!!!!!!!

School starts so early out there?

 

[Black Adam]

How you been, Bud?

It's the best time of the year for me.

Rugrats went back to school!!!!!!!!

lol, i remember those days. now my son's realizing why i had a smile on my face on back-to-school day...

 

[gordontrue]

Stephen A. Smith: Melo has told James Dolan he wants out. He doesn’t want to be with the New York Knicks anymore. He thinks the time has come for a change. His preference would be in Houston. That’s not the only place he could go. Cleveland is still a possibility despite reports to the contrary.

– via ESPN

I hope he's right. I would love to see him come to the Cavs.

 

[tlance]

Del Taco but I think I may try the Chicken Parm at BK before I head out to see my dad Friday afternoon after work.

So, let me get this straight.

You are going from a liquid diet cleanse to Del Taco, Burger King and 5 Guys? What is the point?

You wouldn't need the liquid diet if you laid off the fast food and ate actual good food. Not trying. To make fun here, just saying. Fast food will legit kill you. Stuff is toxic.

 

[gordontrue]

So, let me get this straight.

You are going from a liquid diet cleanse to Del Taco, Burger King and 5 Guys? What is the point?

You wouldn't need the liquid diet if you laid off the fast food and ate actual good food. Not trying. To make fun here, just saying. Fast food will legit kill you. Stuff is toxic.

This is me to a T. I'll eat good for a week, then I'll binge on junk and fast food.

Preach, tlance. I need to hear it.

 

[DJ Fieri]

So, let me get this straight.

You are going from a liquid diet cleanse to Del Taco, Burger King and 5 Guys? What is the point?

You wouldn't need the liquid diet if you laid off the fast food and ate actual good food. Not trying. To make fun here, just saying. Fast food will legit kill you. Stuff is toxic.

I can't cook.

 

[Vyle203]

So, let me get this straight.

You are going from a liquid diet cleanse to Del Taco, Burger King and 5 Guys? What is the point?

You wouldn't need the liquid diet if you laid off the fast food and ate actual good food. Not trying. To make fun here, just saying. Fast food will legit kill you. Stuff is toxic.

This isn't true at all, you just have to get the diet coke.

 

[Black Adam]

I can't cook.

do what I did and get married...

 

[DJ Fieri]

This isn't true at all, you just have to get the diet coke.

I LOL when I'm at a place and see a super fat person get a large order and then say "diet coke" or another "diet beverage."

 

[Vyle203]

I LOL when I'm at a place and see a super fat person get a large order and then say "diet coke" or another "diet beverage."

I'm no doctor or scientist, but I'm pretty sure diet coke kills cancer and cholesterol.

 

[Black Adam]

I'm no doctor or scientist, but I'm pretty sure diet coke kills cancer and cholesterol.

well, as long as you're PRETTY sure...

 

[Vyle203]

well, as long as you're PRETTY sure...

Yep, and I know for a fact it turns sugar into vegetables.

 

[DJ Fieri]

I'm no doctor or scientist, but I'm pretty sure diet coke kills cancer and cholesterol.

Kale is super good.....healthier than spinach and broccoli.....and it has cancer fighting substances in it. One of the healthiest foods on the planet. I'm sure it it tastes horrible, I just get it in my kale and greens smoothie at Jamba Juice.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Vile is my new BFF!!!!

 

[DJ Fieri]

I'm no doctor or scientist, but I'm pretty sure diet coke kills cancer and cholesterol.

I slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night.....

 

[Vyle203]

Kale is super good.....healthier than spinach and broccoli.....and it has cancer fighting substances in it. One of the healthiest foods on the planet. I'm sure it it tastes horrible, I just get it in my kale and greens smoothie at Jamba Juice.

Kale is gnarly to eat.

Wifey juices it with some other stuff and I basically just shoot it and chase it with coffee in the am.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Kale is gnarly to eat.

Wifey juices it with some other stuff and I basically just shoot it and chase it with coffee in the am.

I've been shitting all week.....more so than normal.....it sure keeps you regular. I'm spraying a ton of air freshener at work in the bathroom.

 

[Vyle203]

Vile is my new BFF!!!!

 

[DJ Fieri]

So, let me get this straight.

You are going from a liquid diet cleanse to Del Taco, Burger King and 5 Guys? What is the point?

You wouldn't need the liquid diet if you laid off the fast food and ate actual good food. Not trying. To make fun here, just saying. Fast food will legit kill you. Stuff is toxic.

Cleaning out gut and intestines since that's ground central for your body.

 

[Black Adam]

Kale is gnarly to eat.

Wifey juices it with some other stuff and I basically just shoot it and chase it with coffee in the am.

lmao your wife's like mine. she disguises the "good for you" stuff in your food...