2017 MLB Regular Season Thread

[Fountain City Blues]

you ever been to chicago in april??

Then again, the Royals are opening their season... in Minnesota.

 

[pumpkinhead33793]

That chick on ESPN gonna unbutton her shirt for us?

 

[bksballer89]

We have drama

 

[Fountain City Blues]

A pitcher named "Oh" is one of those not so funny inside jokes when you're on the funny end of the stick. Get those runners off of Martinez' statline, damn it.

 

[bksballer89]

A pitcher named "Oh" is one of those not so funny inside jokes when you're on the funny end of the stick. Get those runners off of Martinez' statline, damn it.

As a fantasy owner of Martinez, I approve this message

 

[bksballer89]

great job

 

[Fountain City Blues]

As a fantasy owner of Martinez, I approve this message

Been a very nice day for me in the H2H league so far. I am at 55 points and counting between Martinez, Kiermaier, Longoria, and Rizzo. Only 1/14 for starters while the other guy has used 4 and is at 49 points.

 

[Omar 382]

My bad... They're not in that division.

You suck at baseball.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Hey, there's the shitty rain that was in KC earlier I see.

 

[bksballer89]

Take the out at first. No need to go for the DP there

 

[Fountain City Blues]

@ Matt Carpenter

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Damn it all, I knew I couldn't trust a guy with the moniker "The Final Boss" fucker always loses.

 

[bksballer89]

Fuck you OH.

Took a freaking win from me

 

[Fountain City Blues]

And here I was going to make fun of ESPN for driving away viewers by showing the Cubs had a sub 3% chance to win, smh.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Fuck you OH.

Took a freaking win from me

Had a Sox fan steal that guy the pick before mine and I got stuck with Martin. I am salty as hell right now. As for real baseball- damn Contreras is just unfair.

 

[bksballer89]

Probably won't make til the end of this game.

 

[gobigred]

Lol. Time to change back of jersey to Oh no ?

 

[bksballer89]

To be fair to OH, Matt Carpenter deserves almost all of the blame.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

To be fair to OH, Matt Carpenter deserves almost all of the blame.

Yeah, that's just baffling from a ML 1B.

 

[GNG]

You suck at baseball.

You suck at everything.