2017 MLB Regular Season Thread

[moxie]

lolz at old timer getting a broad's pimp hand.

He's lucky he went back and added the decimal before the 500 and that I didn't point out that his asshole team is only 1 game above that line because fuck the Dodgers.

 

[calsnowskier]

Start playing .500 baseball and then get back to us.

We have been playing winning baseball... this month.

 

[The Oldtimer]

We have been playing winning baseball... this month.

LOL, okay so you have been playing winning baseball "this month", good for you. You do realize that it's only the 2nd of May, don't you? Let's see if you can get up to the .500 point in the near future.

 

[The Oldtimer]

He's lucky he went back and added the decimal before the 500 and that I didn't point out that his asshole team is only 1 game above that line because fuck the Dodgers.

But the Dodgers are over the .500 mark right?

 

[ChiSoxFan]

But the Dodgers are over the .500 mark right?

Turner might be a nice guy, but when I see him on TV, I kind of want to punch him in the face. Don't know why.

 

[The Oldtimer]

lolz at old timer getting a broad's pimp hand.

Huh? Speak English my friend!!

 

[The Oldtimer]

Turner might be a nice guy, but when I see him on TV, I kind of want to punch him in the face. Don't know why.

Well then don't watch Turner on TV, unless you want to break your TV.

 

[The Oldtimer]

Turner might be a nice guy, but when I see him on TV, I kind of want to punch him in the face. Don't know why.

What the hell does your comment have to do with the Dodgers being over .500?

 

[moxie]

Turner might be a nice guy, but when I see him on TV, I kind of want to punch him in the face. Don't know why.

Because he stole your Lucky Charms and pot o'gold. Goddamn bloody leprechaun!

 

[ChiSoxFan]

What the hell does your comment have to do with the Dodgers being over .500?

At least you could tell it wasn't directly related to their record. I used the Dodgers as a segue way, bozo.

 

[The Oldtimer]

At least you could tell it wasn't directly related to their record. I used the Dodgers as a segue way, bozo.

So now you are going to start calling me names, because you don't agree with me. Stay classy my friend.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

So now you are going to start calling me names, because you don't agree with me. Stay classy my friend.

Who doesn't like bozo?

 

[ChiSoxFan]

So now you are going to start calling me names, because you don't agree with me. Stay classy my friend.

Where do we disagree, by the way? You made a comment about their record, which I didn't disagree with. I just said Justin Turner had a goofy look to him, which you might agree with.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

So now you are going to start calling me names, because you don't agree with me. Stay classy my friend.

Classy? He's a fucking White Sox fan. He spent this afternoon talking to Jerry Springer in front of an audience of his closest friends about which one of his cousins impregnated his sister by cumming in her shoes.

 

[The Oldtimer]

Where do we disagree, by the way? You made a comment about their record, which I didn't disagree with. I just said Justin Turner had a goofy look to him, which you might agree with.

Yeah Turner does have a look about him, but there are several players in MLB that are goofy looking.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Where do we disagree, by the way?

With old timer? We could start with your favorite episode of Golden Girls.

 

[The Oldtimer]

With old timer? We could start with your favorite episode of Golden Girls.

LOL, you ain't wrong my friend.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Classy? He's a fucking first place* White Sox fan. He spent this afternoon talking to Jerry Springer in front of an audience of his closest friends about which one of his cousins impregnated his sister by cumming in her shoes.

FIFY

*if both White Sox and Indians scores hold tonight

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Who doesn't like bozo?

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I heard he stole Field Marshall Sunny Day's special clown lady friend, which is why Sunny's so unpleasant.

 

[bksballer89]

Woman hit by stray bullet at Cardinals game