Wamu
whats-a-matta-u?
lol...it wasnt elvis...it was mickey mouse
which by the way---heard a really corny domestic relations/divorce joke the other day..... ill share it with you because you are such a good guy.....
Mickey Mouse was getting divorced from Minnie Mouse. Mickey had a conversation with his lawyer over the phone, and the lawyer asked him to come into the office to more fully discuss the divorce.
Mickey goes to the lawyer's office and sits down with him. The lawyer starts the conversation "Mickey, I am sorry to hear you are getting a divorce, but from our phone conversation, it sounds like you said Minnie was starting to act strange, do weird things".
Mickey says "I didnt say she was acting strange. I said she was fucking Goofy".
That can't be. Mickey got kicked out of all casinos in Las Vegas for 3 years 6 months ago when he lost his cool @ the craps table & sucker punched the dealer.