11/7: incognito gets support, celtics win, brock wants to smoke

[BigDDude]

I've known a lot of females in my lifetime.

when their tits are that awesome, they tend not to stay that way without a lot of $

I think it is a pretty safe assumption that, any woman this hot is never going to lack for money, or folks to just give them some. And, being a person on the opposite end of that spectrum really sucks......

 

[Brocktagon]

BINGO!

John Spartan.......

john Spartan finally got cozy in his hotel room after a night of taco bell.

there was a naked chic who had 'the wrong number' for a brief second. now that i'm thinking about it, she looks like kate upton.

 

[CaptO]

I've known a lot of females in my lifetime.

when their tits are that awesome, they tend not to stay that way without a lot of $

& those babies are real!

 

[Brocktagon]

john Spartan finally got cozy in his hotel room after a night of taco bell.

there was a naked chic who had 'the wrong number' for a brief second. now that i'm thinking about it, she looks like kate upton.

Brandy Ledford (young)

(older)

 

[BigDDude]

john Spartan finally got cozy in his hotel room after a night of taco bell.

there was a naked chic who had 'the wrong number' for a brief second. now that i'm thinking about it, she looks like kate upton.

Lenina Huxley: Thank you for rendering me unconscious.
John Spartan: Huxley, I did it for your own good.
Lenina Huxley: We're supposed to be a team.
John Spartan: We are.
[grabs Huxley, dips, and tongue-kisses her]
Lenina Huxley: [shocked, but impressed] Oh, my. Are all bodily fluid transfers like this?
John Spartan: Better.
Lenina Huxley: Better? Oh, my.
[Huxley kisses Spartan]
John Spartan: I think I'm gonna like the future

 

[Brocktagon]

& those babies are real!

I know but I like the tiny ones too just as much. fakes are weird looking.

 

[BigDDude]

Brandy Ledford (young)

(older)

First, YES PLEASE!!!!!

Also, I just found her character name in Demo man. Fiber Op girl.

 

[moxie]

I know but I like the tiny ones too just as much. fakes are weird looking.

Not if they're done right. There are just too many bad jobs out there.

 

[BigDDude]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA


A Chinese man divorced and then sued his ex-wife for giving birth to what he called an extremely ugly baby girl, the Irish Times reported.
Initially, Jian Feng accused his wife of infidelity, so sure that he could never father an unattractive child.
When a DNA test proved that the baby was his, Feng’s wife came clean on a little secret — before they met, she had undergone about $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery in South Korea.
Feng sued his ex-wife on the grounds of false pretenses, for not telling him about the plastic surgery and duping him into thinking she was beautiful, The Huffington Post reported.
The kicker? He won. A judge agreed with Feng’s argument and ordered his ex-wife to fork over $120,000.
“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues,” he told the Irish Times. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

 

[BigDDude]

Not if they're done right. There are just too many bad jobs out there.

Give me small and real over "floatation devices" anyday....

 

[moxie]

Give me small and real over "floatation devices" anyday....

Not if they look like fried eggs clinging onto her chest for dear life.

 

[CaptO]

I know but I like the tiny ones too just as much. fakes are weird looking.

Big ones require too much upkeep when they get older. Littler ones stay nice & perky for a long time

 

[BigDDude]

Not if they look like fried eggs clinging onto her chest for dear life.

Making me wonder if there is such and animal as a "titty tuck"?

 

[moxie]

Making me wonder if there is such and animal as a "titty tuck"?

If they are big, it's a lift or a lift & fill. If they are small, it's usually just a fill. Volume gets lost along with elasticity so everything heads south. Big ones sometimes look like Frankenboobs though, so it's usually more attractive (naked) for small ones.

 

[Brocktagon]

Not if they're done right. There are just too many bad jobs out there.

i'd rather play with teenies than fakes. just my preference. such a turn on in bed. I've seen prons where the fake ones don't jiggle at all. it's laughable.

 

[Brocktagon]

Not if they look like fried eggs clinging onto her chest for dear life.

i'm not talking about elderly!

 

[BigDDude]

i'd rather play with teenies than fakes. just my preference. such a turn on in bed. I've seen prons where the fake ones don't jiggle at all. it's laughable.

And l.o.l to PRONS, be it a mis-spell or not. A CBS group I have not thought of in awhile.

 

[Brocktagon]

If they are big, it's a lift or a lift & fill. If they are small, it's usually just a fill. Volume gets lost along with elasticity so everything heads south. Big ones sometimes look like Frankenboobs though, so it's usually more attractive (naked) for small ones.

aight

you can be the boob SME (subject matter expert)

i'm still the vagina SME!

 

[BigDDude]

i'm not talking about elderly!

In my case, you pretty much are talking TO the elderly though........

 

[BigDDude]

I am not sure if this is funny, sad, or just a bit of both?


David Ortiz wasn’t on the ballot on Tuesday — only two men were: Marty Walsh and John Connolly — but the Red Sox’ DH got the most write-in votes out of anyone, so that technically made him the third place finisher.
Not that it was particularly close. There were only 560 write-in votes, of which Ortiz got the most. The winner got over 72,000 votes. But it’s a pretty good showing for a guy who doesn’t play any defense.