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mattola

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The hockey world is small & Jess Allen is right about it being a sport for privileged, predominantly white boys...

Well, there's little doubt that Daniel Carcillo is still suffering from too many hits to the head during his playing days.

Man ... people need to step into an arena and see which kids are playing hockey these days lol

She issues a "correction"

 

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Can we go back to a day ago, to when I didn't know who jessica allen was?

I still don't really know who she is.

Cool, so if I get carjacked by a minority in Rexdale I can go on TV and make a blanket statement about that minority's penchant for being criminals?

Stop fucking generalizing groups.

Yes, there are jackasses in hockey. But by and large, hockey players are known for being the most reasonable and down to earth athletes of all the major sports. The percentage of assholes to good guys is way lower than almost any other grouping of people.
 

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But by and large, hockey players are known for being the most reasonable and down to earth athletes of all the major sports. The percentage of assholes to good guys is way lower than almost any other grouping of people.

Amen.

Someone should introduce Ms. Allen to an NFL team

And then let her crawl back into the obscurity she so richly deserves.
 

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The bottom line is a host of a crappy daytime gabfest that's almost entirely geared toward hockey moms went off and shit out a word salad that pissed off every single hockey mom in the country.

Just can her stupid ass and move on.
 

Bloody Brian Burke

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Steve Simmons wrong again - There's a shocker.

:D
He's having a good day today as well, ripping a HHOF inductee because he coached his team this wknd instead of coming to cold ass Toronto for a bunch of pointless induction events before Monday's ceremony.

He's at least 4 years (the moment he published that horse shit Kessel hot dog story) past his should've been fired date.
 

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He's having a good day today as well, ripping a HHOF inductee because he coached his team this wknd instead of coming to cold ass Toronto for a bunch of pointless induction events before Monday's ceremony.

He's at least 4 years (the moment he published that horse shit Kessel hot dog story) past his should've been fired date.
the only reason i haven't blocked or muted simmons is that I do so enjoy when learned hockey people tear his ass apart for being a complete idiot time and time again.
today was a good'un
 

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I had no idea that Chicken Parm was married to the best Granato hockey player ever.
 

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Seriously, what is Simmons problem? I'll let Jim Jefferies take it from here...

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I guess haven’t paid that close attention over the years...has MacLean always been such a cheesedick?
 
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