OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Eddie_Shack]

Obviously, the guy's backpack got a little heavy and he was forced to rest...

Unconscious man found in B.C. with backpack full of panties

I wonder if the smell knocked him out..

 

[jstewismybastardson]

dickstabbing!!!

TMZ ‏@TMZ
OJ Simpson's Ex-GF Was Stabbed Repeatedly .... With A Penis ... And Now She's Shopping The Footage O.J. Simpson's GF -- I'm Shopping a Sex Tape | TMZ.com

 

[mattola]

dickstabbing!!!

TMZ ‏@TMZ
OJ Simpson's Ex-GF Was Stabbed Repeatedly .... With A Penis ... And Now She's Shopping The Footage O.J. Simpson's GF -- I'm Shopping a Sex Tape | TMZ.com

Prody has contacted multiple **** companies, including Vivid Entertainment, in the hopes of selling a homemade sex tape ... but before you get too fired up ... no, her co-star is not The Juice.

We're told the male featured in the video was Prody's rebound guy following her split with OJ.

ooof

 

[mattola]

Obviously, the guy's backpack got a little heavy and he was forced to rest...

Unconscious man found in B.C. with backpack full of panties

I wonder if the smell knocked him out..

no man. I was just really tired from walking all day and my knee was sore

 

[SLY]

Dangling dummies shock Las Vegas commuters - CNN.com

 

[mattola]

holy fuck that is a statement wow

Dangling dummies shock Las Vegas commuters - CNN.com

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Looks like the Rope-Tiers union is hiring...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

No wonder the unemployment numbers are going down.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

No wonder the unemployment numbers are going down.

Technically, that guy was still unemployed but they didn't count him because he stopped looking for work.

 

[sbb122]

Wilkins bowler plans for his final split - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

 

[blindbaby]

U.S. tourist?s desire for gun in Calgary park sparks Twitter storm - thestar.com

A Michigan police officer vacationing in Calgary is at the centre of a social media storm after saying he wished he was allowed to carry a handgun to protect himself from people asking if he had been to the Stampede.

In a letter to the editor published in the Calgary Herald, Walt Wawra, a 20-year veteran of the Kalamazoo police service, laments the fact that he was not allowed to carry his off-duty handgun while walking through a Calgary park.

Wawra describes how he and his wife were recently taking a leisurely stroll through Nose Hill Park when they were approached by two young men “in broad daylight on a paved trail” who asked the couple if they had been to the Stampede yet.

“We ignored them,” Wawra writes in his letter. “The two moved closer, repeating: ‘Hey, you been to the Stampede yet?’ I quickly moved between these two and my wife, replying, ‘Gentlemen, I have no need to talk with you, goodbye.’ They looked bewildered, and we then walked past them.”

Wawra writes that he suspects the two men “did not have good intentions” when they approached the couple “in such an aggressive, disrespectful and menacing manner.”

“I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone.”

The shaken tourist then goes on to ask the newspaper — which insists the letter is not a hoax — why citizens are not allowed to protect themselves in “life-or-death” situations.

“Would we not expect a uniformed officer to pull his or her weapon to intercede in a life-or-death encounter to protect self, or another? Why then should the expectation be lower for a citizen of Canada or a visitor? Wait, I know — it’s because in Canada, only the criminals and the police carry handguns.”

Wawra did not respond to an interview request from the Star.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i put it over here the other day blindbaby since they were talking control in there

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...massacre-colorado-theater-15.html#post2213499

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Dangling dummies shock Las Vegas commuters - CNN.com

No wonder the unemployment numbers are going down.

Technically, that guy was still unemployed but they didn't count him because he stopped looking for work.

I dunno...his head keeps revolving around...seems like he's still looking to me.

 

[blindbaby]

i put it over here the other day blindbaby since they were talking control in there

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...massacre-colorado-theater-15.html#post2213499

Missed that one; thanks.

 

[puckhead]

oops.

BBC News - Thai MP Boonsong Kowawisarat 'accidentally kills secretary'

 

[Vadered]

U.S. tourist?s desire for gun in Calgary park sparks Twitter storm - thestar.com

BUT HAD HE BEEN TO THE STAMPEDE YET?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

oops.

BBC News - Thai MP Boonsong Kowawisarat 'accidentally kills secretary'

Wow... in the US, our congressmen usually just "accidentally" dickstab their secretaries. Well sometimes our vice presidents accidentally shoot guys in the face, but that's another story.

 

[wings-pens2166]

Wow... in the US, our congressmen usually just "accidentally" dickstab their secretaries. Well sometimes our vice presidents accidentally shoot guys in the face, but that's another story.

well, "accidently" drowning them in a lake every now and then isn't unheard of either

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Wow... in the US, our congressmen usually just "accidentally" dickstab their secretaries. Well sometimes our vice presidents accidentally shoot guys in the face, but that's another story.

sometimes its the end result

/not that theres anything wrong with that :yuck:

 

[puckhead]

500!