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UPDATE: Man charged in machete attack on neighbor also seeks seat on Saginaw City Council | MLive.com

SAGINAW — A 38-year-old Saginaw man charged this morning in connection with a machete attack against his neighbor also is a candidate for the Saginaw City Council.

Christopher M. Kaczmarek, 1542 Gilbert, is one of nine people seeking five seats on the City Council, according to Saginaw City Clerk Diane M. Herman.

Some campaign slogans:

"Vote Kaczmarek: He will cut the fat out of big government. Also, bones and vital organs"

"Kaczmarek: He will turn your blue state red. Very very red"

"Vote Kaczmarek, or he will stab you with a fucking machete"

I also like this:

Kaczmarek also was arraigned this morning in Saginaw County District Court on a charge of assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder.

Isn't that what the guy in Monty Python was charged with?

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A Mankato resident called 911 at about 11:30 p.m. Saturday to report two very young girls, who turned out to be under the age of 10, were walking along Carney Avenue north of Riverfront Drive. They were in their pajamas and had a goat with them, the caller said.

When an officer arrived, the girls were walking south and had crossed Riverfront Drive.

They told the officer the goat belonged to them and they were just taking the animal for a late-night walk.

As the kid questioning continued, the girls kept stretching their tale.

The goat lives in their bedroom closet, they said. Mom bought it a couple weeks ago, but dad didn’t know about it. So they had to keep the goat thing quiet to keep dad from suspecting anything.

They also told the officer they’d been sneaking their pet out regularly for nightly walks.

When officers couldn’t find anyone in the area who knew anything about girls or the goat, one of the officers told them it was time to talk to their parents. The girls didn’t know their address, so the officer had to leave his squad car behind to walk them and the goat home, said Cmdr. Dan Schisel of the Mankato Department of Public Safety.

Girls get caught for late-night goat walk Latest news The Free Press, Mankato, MN
 

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Seems like a good thread over here,hope to get and know a few of ya!! peace and night all.:sleep:
 

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SAN DIEGO – San Diego police say a 16-year-old boy throwing rocks at a sport utility vehicle was struck by a crossbow bolt fired by a passenger.

Police say the shirtless boy and a friend were throwing rocks at a black Toyota RAV4 in the Linda Vista neighborhood Monday afternoon when a passenger fired a crossbow out the window.

The boy was shot in the right side and was taken to a hospital. The San Diego Union-Tribune says his injuries are not life-threatening.

His name wasn't released.

Nobody has been arrested.


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Woman Stabbed Boyfriend Over Alleged Monopoly Cheating | ABC News - Yahoo!


What's the big deal? Monopoly isn't Monopoly if no one gets drunk and tries to kill someone, amirite??

This Monopoly-inspired attack is not the first incident of board game rage. In September, a Florida man allegedly choked his wife over a game of Yahtzee, and in 2009 a Michigan man went to jail for assaulting his Monopoly foe when she would not give up Park Place and the Boardwalk.

No one gets away with not giving up The Boardwalk on my watch. I'll do it again in a heartbeat.
 

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LAKE CITY, Fla. (AP) - The battle for pizza supremacy has taken a wrong turn in Florida.

Two managers of a Domino's Pizza restaurant in Lake City, in north-central Florida, have been charged with burning down a rival Papa John's location. The motive? Police say one of the men admitted that he believed with his competitor out of the way, more pizza lovers would flock to his restaurant.

The Papa John's was gutted in the Oct. 20 fire.

Both men - Sean Everett Davidson, 23, and Bryan David Sullivan, 22 - were booked on an arson charge and were being held in jail.

The Star-Banner of Ocala reports () that police are still looking for an ignition device that the men claimed they made but did not use to start the fire.http://SportsHoopla.com/vJdDVQ

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- My Way News - Police: Fla. pizza workers burned down rival store
 

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When the smoke hits your eye
'Cuz Papa John's she's on fire
That's amore
 
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