OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dash]

Steak puns are a rare medium.

Well done.

Tartar, I mean har-har

 

[dare2be]

Steak puns are a rare medium.

Well done.

 

[Comeds]

Hi guys, I haven't been here for a day or so because something is bothering me and I wanted to cool off before I did anything rash here and burned any bridges, especially not any cantilever bridges.

Yesterday when I was out for lunch I was startled when I saw a sign on the front door of the restaurant. I read it again to make sure I read it correctly. The sign stated "No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service!". Maybe I was really hungry for the new Root Beer Shell Crunchy Soft Chicken Gordita Chalupa or maybe it was the warm sun shining offf my pale white thighs for the first time this Spring - but either way I became infuriated!

Sorry Comrade, I wont let you take my freedom so easily I said. I started walking back to my car, carefully stepping on the hot asphalt in my bare feet. I grabbed my AK-47 and my katana and started back to the restaurant. The manager caught me halfway and told me, he didn't want me to compromise my integrity but he'd give me a free RBSCSCGC if I just got the hell out of there.

So, I got a free lunch*. But the liberals are still taking our freedoms, be vigilant!


*and dysentery

 

[dare2be]

Hi guys, I haven't been here for a day or so because something is bothering me and I wanted to cool off before I did anything rash here and burned any bridges, especially not any cantilever bridges.

Yesterday when I was out for lunch I was startled when I saw a sign on the front door of the restaurant. I read it again to make sure I read it correctly. The sign stated "No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service!". Maybe I was really hungry for the new Root Beer Shell Crunchy Soft Chicken Gordita Chalupa or maybe it was the warm sun shining offf my pale white thighs for the first time this Spring - but either way I became infuriated!

Sorry Comrade, I wont let you take my freedom so easily I said. I started walking back to my car, carefully stepping on the hot asphalt in my bare feet. I grabbed my AK-47 and my katana and started back to the restaurant. The manager caught me halfway and told me, he didn't want me to compromise my integrity but he'd give me a free RBSCSCGC if I just got the hell out of there.

So, I got a free lunch*. But the liberals are still taking our freedoms, be vigilant!


*and dysentery

I would have taken advantage of the pants loophole.

/I said what?

 

[mattola]

The sign stated "No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service!". Maybe I was really hungry for the new Root Beer Shell Crunchy Soft Chicken Gordita Chalupa or maybe it was the warm sun shining offf my pale white thighs for the first time this Spring - but either way I became infuriated!

I would have taken advantage of the pants loophole.

/I said what?

I think he should have as well lol

 

[forty_three]

Charles Leclerc is a formula1 driver for Ferrari. During the lockdown, he has been racing online in all types of series and he streams them online. I've watched a few. He's pretty funny and seems to genuinely be having a good time. He set it up so if you want to comment or chat you have to subscribe and he gives the money to charity.

heh

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

Still working on my shot for shot remake of Billy Squier`s Rock Me Tonight video but it won't be done tonight like I previously promised.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I feel your pain Jimothy Timothy


/ i imagine for jt this is just like having to babysit virtanen

 

[Comeds]

I'm 90% sure someone is hiding behind the shower curtain in my bathroom. I was just brushing my teeth and saw and heard a few things so I think there is someone in there.
Remind me to check that out in the morning!

 

[thedddd]

Nope it didn't.

 

[puckhead]

 

[forty_three]

Not their awareness. Their entitlement.

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

Long day today. I just get into bed and I now smell gas coming from downstairs. I'm gonna have to check that out in the morning!

 

[forty_three]

I hear he is dating a woman named Sher Wood.

 

[dash]

I hear he is dating a woman named Sher Wood.

Obviously, he not a good Christian boy.

 

[forty_three]

Obviously, he not a good Christian boy.

True