I'll be in Clearwater tomorrow, then Orlando Wednesday. Where are these beaches that are so epic you speak of? I just Googled Orlando beaches and there were none.As many of you know, Orlando has the best bar scene in America. What you may not know is our beaches, UCFs beaches are damn good too.
I did Cocoa Nuts all day Saturday. Yea. That is where Kelly Slater grew up. After about 6 intense drinking games with 4 random UCF hotties, my crew headed up to one of bars. Pretty much because we were out of beer.
We saw a bunch of locals from Orlando including a colleague of mime. They all wing maned for me. 5 pm rolled around amd i was spent. I mean finished. So one of the tourist hotties allowed me to pass out in her room amd covered in her arms.
Waking up wasnt easy.
Sunday i took an easy before going to New Syrmra at golden hour. There i met this amazing 5`8 big titty Thai chick.
Life is good. And UCF Beaches makes it better
#UCFacts
Same team it’s always been. Same team that beat UCFarts down 11 players.Who is “your team”, The Board Ref? The SL Ram as in you avatar?
Neither stand a chance vs UCF.
#UCFacts
Beats Columbia, MO's bars closing at 1 a.m.Orlando’s bars close at 2am. Hick town.
I'll be in Clearwater tomorrow, then Orlando Wednesday. Where are these beaches that are so epic you speak of? I just Googled Orlando beaches and there were none.
I'll be in Clearwater tomorrow, then Orlando Wednesday. Where are these beaches that are so epic you speak of? I just Googled Orlando beaches and there were none.
Mizzou's. Everything about it is your typical state school college town other than that stupid 1 a.m. law, which (justifiably) is always what keeps it off the top party school lists.What kind of college town is that?
I've wwitten copypastas on anothew account, yet despite my best effowt, I get an avewage of 4 upvotes.
How? How does one wise to the top? What makes a good copypasta?
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Totally get it.
But I’m one of those weirdos, who keeps their phone in their pocket when I’m socializing.
Even stranger, is I leave my phone in the car when I go the beach. Anyone who brings more than a towel, beer and their keys, I call a kook.
#UCFacts
@4down20 would have loved this thread.
He'll be back when his pouting is over.Guess he ain’t coming back?