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As many of you know, Orlando has the best bar scene in America. What you may not know is our beaches, UCFs beaches are damn good too.

I did Cocoa Nuts all day Saturday. Yea. That is where Kelly Slater grew up. After about 6 intense drinking games with 4 random UCF hotties, my crew headed up to one of bars. Pretty much because we were out of beer.

We saw a bunch of locals from Orlando including a colleague of mime. They all wing maned for me. 5 pm rolled around amd i was spent. I mean finished. So one of the tourist hotties allowed me to pass out in her room amd covered in her arms.

Waking up wasnt easy.

Sunday i took an easy before going to New Syrmra at golden hour. There i met this amazing 5`8 big titty Thai chick.

Life is good. And UCF Beaches makes it better

#UCFacts
 
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Considering Orlando doesn't have beaches you must be referring to the artificial beaches at Disney World, or did UCF do some sort of gimmicky man made beach to retweet on their twitter and hype their program.

Meanwhile USF is scheduling Florida, Texas, Miami, etc.
 

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Lol, you're precious, is St. Pete Beach a USF Beach now, lol.

I'll take things that never happened for $1000 Alex. Funny though, it's the "crew" part that was the most unbelievable. We all know you don't have any friends.

The part that was the most believable was you with a 5'8" Thai "chick" with big boobs. "She" is likely looking for a bottom...looks like she found one.
 

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Considering Orlando doesn't have beaches you must be referring to the artificial beaches at Disney World, or did UCF do some sort of gimmicky man made beach to retweet on their twitter and hype their program.

Meanwhile USF is scheduling Florida, Texas, Miami, etc.

Honestly, St Pete is my 2nd UCFavorite place outside of Orlando and our UCF beaches.

East Coast FTW!

#UCFACTS
 

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As many of you know, Orlando has the best bar scene in America. What you may not know is our beaches, UCFs beaches are damn good too.

I did Cocoa Nuts all day Saturday. Yea. That is where Kelly Slater grew up. After about 6 intense drinking games with 4 random UCF hotties, my crew headed up to one of bars. Pretty much because we were out of beer.

We saw a bunch of locals from Orlando including a colleague of mime. They all wing maned for me. 5 pm rolled around amd i was spent. I mean finished. So one of the tourist hotties allowed me to pass out in her room amd covered in her arms.

Waking up wasnt easy.

Sunday i took an easy before going to New Syrmra at golden hour. There i met this amazing 5`8 big titty Thai chick.

Life is good. And UCF Beaches makes it better

#UCFacts

Pics or it didn't happen.
 

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Pics or it didn't happen.

Totally get it.

But I’m one of those weirdos, who keeps their phone in their pocket when I’m socializing.

Even stranger, is I leave my phone in the car when I go the beach. Anyone who brings more than a towel, beer and their keys, I call a kook.

#UCFacts
 

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Agreed, UCF are beaches when USF is out there on their grind scheduling the best and UCF cries and hides.
 

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I see that rhyme scheme you tried at the end.

Respect for at least trying.

#UCFacts
Called a pun, not a rhyme scheme. But I wouldn’t expect someone with such a low IQ to know the difference. No respect for failing.
 

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Called a pun, not a rhyme scheme. But I wouldn’t expect someone with such a low IQ to know the difference. No respect for failing.

You’re angry little guy.

I promise you, getting out. Going to the beach. Making waves will put a smile on your UCFace.

You’ll continue to deny until you try.

#UCFacts
 

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You’re angry little guy.

I promise you, getting out. Going to the beach. Making waves will put a smile on your UCFace.

You’ll continue to deny until you try.

#UCFacts
Why would I be angry when my team at their worst can still beat your team?
 

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Man, this he's not even making the trolling/rile up attempts subtle and some of you guys keep biting.
 

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Man, this he's not even making the trolling/rile up attempts subtle and some of you guys keep biting.

He's funny. That kind of delusional over the top homerism takes alotta practice.
 

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We saw a bunch of locals UCFrom Orlando including a colleague of mime. They all wing maned UCFor me. 5 pm rolled around amd i was spent. I mean UCFinished. So one of the tourist hotties allowed me to pass out in her room amd covered in her arms.
I UCFify
 
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