Workman loses no-no, Sox end first half in 1st nearly start to finish

[gobigred]

Max Scherzer named AL All- Star Game Starter

 

[Paul Fizzle]

Some girl I work with wanted me to listen to something on her computer, so she pulled out her ear plug and told me to pop it in .... one problem, there was a HUGE glob of ear wax on it

Gross !!!!

I was like "Naw, I gotta get back to work, maybe later."

Ewwwwww !!!

 

[Down38st8]

Unhittable in the 09 World Series.

Used as a situational lefty...

He was also out of baseball for good the next year...after just 17 innings...

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Some girl I work with wanted me to listen to something on her computer, so she pulled out her ear plug and told me to pop it in .... one problem, there was a HUGE glob of ear wax on it

Gross !!!!

I was like "Naw, I gotta get back to work, maybe later."

Ewwwwww !!!

I dont think that was ear wax there pal.

 

[cerealboi]

Some girl I work with wanted me to listen to something on her computer, so she pulled out her ear plug and told me to pop it in .... one problem, there was a HUGE glob of ear wax on it

Gross !!!!

I was like "Naw, I gotta get back to work, maybe later."

Ewwwwww !!!

She's trying to get you pregnant.

 

[Paul Fizzle]

Yeah, she became more of a gym rat the past 8-9 months. She keeps charts of everything, we bought tehse scales that keep track of everything from weight, BMI etc...she lost 15 lbs. Now the clothes are getting skimpier and skimpier, which is OK by me. I never go shopping with here too. It was an adventure when I did. She actually part nerd, a computer geek/wiz.

I could care less about the computer stuff ..... Does she enjoy bummy love?

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

I could care less about the computer stuff ..... Does she enjoy bummy love?

Nope.

 

[Paul Fizzle]

I dont think that was ear wax there pal.

Whatever it was .... it came from her ear, and it was nasty

 

[Paul Fizzle]

Nope.

Damn

That sucks

I'm in the same boat ... so don't beat yourself up

I wonder if there are evening support groups for guys like us


"Hello, my name is Paul Fizzle, and my wife is a Anus Nazi."

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Damn

That sucks

I'm in the same boat ... so don't beat yourself up

I wonder if there are evening support groups for guys like us


"Hello, my name is Paul Fizzle, and my wife is a Anus Nazi."

Doesnt bother me. She'e never tried putting her finger in my ass either, like some chicks try to do. (And you know what I mean when bitches get freakish). It slipped one time when we were very drunk and she screamed in pain, that ended the night, well she passed out after that and I went into my basement to play video games till 8 AM.

 

[cerealboi]

Damn

That sucks

I'm in the same boat ... so don't beat yourself up

I wonder if there are evening support groups for guys like us


"Hello, my name is Paul Fizzle, and my wife is a Anus Nazi."

Why do I get the feeling you two and your spouses will eventually have a foursome or at least wife swap?


"Now you pretend I'm big Ben and you're going into the ladies room."

 

[Paul Fizzle]

She's trying to get you pregnant.

Probably not pregnant .... but she could be trying to share her Hepatitis

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

"Sit on my face, I'll eat my way to your heart"

 

[Paul Fizzle]

Is Rock actually working today?

 

[cerealboi]

 

[b_lake]

I went into my basement to play video games till 8 AM.

So I'm not the only one? Good..

I also mix in a little p0rn before bed after sex...

I may have a problem..

 

[fordman84]

So I'm not the only one? Good..

I also mix in a little p0rn before bed after sex...

I may have a problem..

yeah, a problem with having too great a life!

 

[SportsChic]

So I'm not the only one? Good..

I also mix in a little p0rn before bed after sex...

I may have a problem..

You think............

 

[b_lake]

yeah, a problem with having too great a life!

I feel kind of dirty when it's 4 am and I just finished "watching"...

 

[b_lake]

You think............

It has to be diagnosed for me to truly accept it...