Chewbaccer
Illustrious Potentate
And to add injury to insult, the one reliever on the team that was showing promise and had some potential broke his elbow throwing a pitch and is out for the season.
At least Mauer looks really good so far
More walks than Ks. Great average and OBP
I've got a question.
Who the hell names their kid Adonis?
He went yard in his very first at bat of the season. He's 1-24 since, and Kelly Johnson is starting at first base this afternoon, and Freeman has hit Strasburg hard during his career. Makes me wonder if Freeman's hand/wrist was tweaked worse than we were told in ST.
This is just a misery loves company conversation for me, but what kind of jackass strikes out 4 times with a man on third and 1 out this early in the season like Adonis Garcia?
Let's keep 1 upping each other.
Rosario on 2nd no out. Mauer hits a grounder deep over 3B. Frazier backhands and is gonna have no shot to get Mauer. He fakes and goes to second and Rosario is doubled off.
Stupid fucking baseball. And Mauer loses a hit. And we lose 1st and 2nd no outs.
Maybe he can be moved this year....
Decent outing by Santana so far, but the Twins are scoring less than the audience at a Star Trek convention.
1 run with three hits through six innings...a fucking scoring/hitting juggernaut I tell you.
Dozier is a fucking embarrassment.
Guy just simply doesn't care to learn fundamental hitting.
Dozier is a goddam all-star, Bucko.
Because they play half a season and guys back out.
.240 hitters ain't all stars lol
Or were you being sarcastic?