When the Texans run roughshot on the Pattycakes this weekend

[sonnyblack65]

Was gonna ask if this was an alt for @Midnightangel?

Guess the goofy fucker misssed Hank's hooked on phonics tutorial. Making us us intelligent Texans look bad! Sumbitch

This is 10HtownRebs after he graduated

 

[Bmurph]

This is 10HtownRebs after he graduated

"Sped" "reddin" is about right, but zero chance this clown graduates the 5th grade

 

[NWPATSFAN]

"Sped" "reddin" is about right, but zero chance this clown graduates the 5th grade

Must be that fine Texas education system

 

[Bmurph]

Must be that fine Texas education system

Easy there jackwagon, plenty of us down here finished the 3rd grade! Padnah!

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Easy there jackwagon, plenty of us down here finished the 3rd grade! Padnah!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I think it's awesome only on region in America will watch this game

Word on the street is Texans fans won't even watch

All 17 of them

 

[RobToxin]

I think it's awesome only on region in America will watch this game

Word on the street is Texans fans won't even watch

All 17 of them

I volunteered for overtime at work on Saturday night.

So only 16 of us are going to watch.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

That's great

 

[soxfan1468927]

I volunteered for overtime at work on Saturday night.

So only 16 of us are going to watch.

Not saying the Texans have a chance, but some fun facts for you.

Patriots are 10-9 under Belichick/Brady when facing a team in the playoffs that they met in the regular season. And they are 5-9 in their last 14 games. Lost 3 of their last 4 and 7 of their last 10 playoff rematches.

Also means they are 12-0 when facing a team in the playoffs for the first time that season. So GO KC!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Not saying the Texans have a chance, but some fun facts for you.

Patriots are 10-9 under Belichick/Brady when facing a team in the playoffs that they met in the regular season. And they are 5-9 in their last 14 games. Lost 3 of their last 4 and 7 of their last 10 playoff rematches.

Also means they are 12-0 when facing a team in the playoffs for the first time that season. So GO KC!

Brock Ossweiler can make all historical trends mean nothing

 

[soxfan1468927]

Brock Ossweiler can make all historical trends mean nothing

Yes I'm not saying this means the game is a coin flip. Just trying to give him something to hang to.

 

[RobToxin]

Not saying the Texans have a chance, but some fun facts for you.

Patriots are 10-9 under Belichick/Brady when facing a team in the playoffs that they met in the regular season. And they are 5-9 in their last 14 games. Lost 3 of their last 4 and 7 of their last 10 playoff rematches.

Also means they are 12-0 when facing a team in the playoffs for the first time that season. So GO KC!

Texans were 2-6 on the road this season. I didn't look it up but that may be the worst road record in NFL history for a team that won its division.

 

[soxfan1468927]

Texans were 2-6 on the road this season. I didn't look it up but that may be the worst road record in NFL history for a team that won its division.

2010 Seahawks
2009 Patriots
1989 Vikings

So not the best company as none of those teams won more than one game in the playoffs, but a chance to make history!

 

[RobToxin]

2010 Seahawks
2009 Patriots
1989 Vikings

So not the best company as none of those teams won more than one game in the playoffs, but a chance to make history!

Make history.

If the Texans won Saturday, the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team would be impressed!

 

[Manster7588]

I doubt many are giving Houston a chance, but I'm willing to bet big money, the football world would rejoice a Texans win.

 

[soxfan1468927]

I doubt many are giving Houston a chance, but I'm willing to bet big money, the football world would rejoice a Texans win.

It would the 2nd biggest upset ever in the playoffs according to the point spread, if it settles anywhere above 14. And it would be the largest point spread loss at home by far if it settles at 16. The record right now is the Broncos losing to the Jaguars in the 1996 Divisional. Broncos were favored by 12.5.

 

[Rex Racer]

That was a legal hit that actually led to the TD. If not for Floyd's block, JE doesn't score. If there is one thing Floyd learned from the great Fitzgerald it's how to lay a solid block. I just wish Larry taught him how to catch the ball in the clutch. He might still be in AZ if he had dependable hands... Well that and laying off the sauce.

How long do you have to wear that avy?

 

[PatsFan2003]

well it wasn't called so it must have been a legal hit. Just saying I am very shocked I didn't see a flag. Lesser blocks like that have been called (Hogan I believe) was called for one a few games ago that was a lot less than the Floyd hit.

It's easy to get wrong. It was a textbook example of a legal hit.

I hope he continues his upward path this week.

 

[Rex Racer]

I doubt many are giving Houston a chance, but I'm willing to bet big money, the football world would rejoice a Texans win.

Money??? Come on, get the deed to the house out. You know you want to.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

How appropriate the QB and coach of the Texans have the initials B.O.