When the Texans run roughshot on the Pattycakes this weekend

[NEhomer]

I thought roughshot was what you give your wimmin after a Dirty Sanchez

Clearly, your wife is not reading over your shoulder.

 

[packerzrule]

Clearly, your wife is not reading over your shoulder.

haven't really paid attention lately - was watching a game myself

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Anyone call in a wellness check?

Picking up a phone? That would take effort. Nope not worth it.

 

[boogiewithstu2007]

History will soon be made and the Texans WILL play for a superbowl in their home stadium and IT WILL be a huge home field advantage .

Brock bout to light this shitty defense up and Clowney bout to lay so wood on that ass.

Texans only hope in winning this game is pretty simple... Tom Brady needs to retire before the weekend...

 

[SJ76]

I remember my first beer

 

[RobToxin]

When I was a kid I used to watch wrestling all the time. But about 90% of the time, you already knew who was going to win.

We got Bruiser Brody vs Randy Barber. Wow, gee, wonder who is going to win that one!

That is about what this game is going to be.

Texans are just that squash jobber on wrestling being sent in to make the Patriots look good.

 

[NEhomer]

Da fauq is up with the Texan's coach giving them two days off this week?

Yup, they're gonna just dial it in and be golfers on Sunday morning.

 

[packerzrule]

I want to know how Bill O'Brien got that chingina

sup with that??

 

[redseat]

Da fauq is up with the Texan's coach giving them two days off this week?

Yup, they're gonna just dial it in and be golfers on Sunday morning.

well maybe he's hoping they will come into the game fresher. It's not like they don't know what the Patriots will do

 

[molsaniceman]

 

[LetsGoPats]

History will soon be made and the Texans WILL play for a superbowl in their home stadium and IT WILL be a huge home field advantage .

Brock bout to light this shitty defense up and Clowney bout to lay so wood on that ass.

Bless your heart.

 

[BigKen]

I'm old, so you youngsters may not fully understand, but.............................

Typical 12-13 year old boys figure out that masturbating feels good. The last thing you want your father or mother to know, is that you do it 3-4 times a week. You know you just can't let that thing squirt anywhere, especially on your bed, where mom will find the crusty evidence. So you do the only thing you can, you squirt into a Kleenex. Then you quietly find a trash can and put that Kleenex at the very bottom of the waste basket so that your mother will think that someone blew their nose.

The Texans are that Kleenex. Trying to find a place to hide from Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, because they know they'll be found out and exposed for what they are.

 

[molsaniceman]

 

[chf]

I'm old, so you youngsters may not fully understand, but.............................

Typical 12-13 year old boys figure out that masturbating feels good. The last thing you want your father or mother to know, is that you do it 3-4 times a week. You know you just can't let that thing squirt anywhere, especially on your bed, where mom will find the crusty evidence. So you do the only thing you can, you squirt into a Kleenex. Then you quietly find a trash can and put that Kleenex at the very bottom of the waste basket so that your mother will think that someone blew their nose.

The Texans are that Kleenex. Trying to find a place to hide from Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, because they know they'll be found out and exposed for what they are.

3 or 4 times a week? Hell I do that and I'm 50+.

 

[huskers1217]

I do forsee the first quarter and maybe 1st half being very interesting.

shit..what is brady suspended for now?

 

[huskers1217]

I'm old, so you youngsters may not fully understand, but.............................

Typical 12-13 year old boys figure out that masturbating feels good. The last thing you want your father or mother to know, is that you do it 3-4 times a week. You know you just can't let that thing squirt anywhere, especially on your bed, where mom will find the crusty evidence. So you do the only thing you can, you squirt into a Kleenex. Then you quietly find a trash can and put that Kleenex at the very bottom of the waste basket so that your mother will think that someone blew their nose.

The Texans are that Kleenex. Trying to find a place to hide from Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, because they know they'll be found out and exposed for what they are.

did your mommy and daddy not give you any white socks as a kid?

 

[BigKen]

did your mommy and daddy not give you any white socks as a kid?

Only had two pair. One pair on my feet and the pair in the wash or ready to go on my feet. Would never use the dirty pair..............the clean ones were out of the question.

 

[redseat]

shit..what is brady suspended for now?

The hit that Matt Moore took

 

[sonnyblack65]

The hit that Matt Moore took

Or the hit Floyd put on, Brady's fault

 

[Airraidtech]

Please kill it with fire.