Whats the dumbest rock bottom someone could hit?

[Wolverine830872]

Aldon Smith says he slept under a car when he hit rock bottom

he slept UNDER his car?!? Why the fuck wouldn't he just sleep INSIDE the car. I'm sure he is not nearly as dumb now though and will do great for the Cowboys.

 

[Wolverine830872]

In the article he even admits he had a home to sleep in...and yet chose to sleep under a vehicle. JFC

 

[Dolemite censored]

Aldon Smith says he slept under a car when he hit rock bottom

he slept UNDER his car?!? Why the fuck wouldn't he just sleep INSIDE the car. I'm sure he is not nearly as dumb now though and will do great for the Cowboys.

It wasn't his car.

 

[Wolverine830872]

It wasn't his car.

interesting, what other details are missing? Was it raining? How would he know the owner of the car wouldn't run him over while still asleep?

 

[Dolemite censored]

interesting, what other details are missing? Was it raining? How would he know the owner of the car wouldn't run him over while still asleep?

Dude has serious mental problems. I would not want him in my team's locker room.

Sooner or later, something will set him off again.

 

[GNG]

In the article he even admits he had a home to sleep in...and yet chose to sleep under a vehicle. JFC

Yet Jerry signed him to a contract.

 

[eaglesnut]

Aldon Smith says he slept under a car when he hit rock bottom

he slept UNDER his car?!? Why the fuck wouldn't he just sleep INSIDE the car. I'm sure he is not nearly as dumb now though and will do great for the Cowboys.

Probably mixing up the simple word "a" with the simple word "his" and making a whole thread about it.

 

[Wolverine830872]

Probably mixing up the simple word "a" with the simple word "his" and making a whole thread about it.

I suppose it would have been much more impressive to have figured out how to make half a thread about it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yet Jerry signed him to a contract.

Fits right in.

 

[Manster7588]

interesting, what other details are missing? Was it raining? How would he know the owner of the car wouldn't run him over while still asleep?

I'd it possible he was hoping for that to happen?

 

[Wolverine830872]

I'd it possible he was hoping for that to happen?

or maybe he was waiting for the owner of the car to notice him down there and offer him a lucrative contract to the Cowboys. Jerry Jones can find talent literally anywhere.

 

[Manster7588]

or maybe he was waiting for the owner of the car to notice him down there and offer him a lucrative contract to the Cowboys. Jerry Jones can find talent literally anywhere.

Maybe.

 

[Anointed One]

 

[eaglesnut]

or maybe he was waiting for the owner of the car to notice him down there and offer him a lucrative contract to the Cowboys. Jerry Jones can find talent literally anywhere.

I did hear it was Jerry's car.

 

[molsaniceman]

 

[MizzouFalcon]

It genuinely feels like the Texans and Cowboys are in a stupid contest and they are both losing.

 

[Airraidtech]

Have this guy as your GM?

 

[Rock Strongo]

hey!

no one hits my bottom, unless his name is @Used 2 B Hu

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Aldon Smith says he slept under a car when he hit rock bottom

he slept UNDER his car?!? Why the fuck wouldn't he just sleep INSIDE the car. I'm sure he is not nearly as dumb now though and will do great for the Cowboys.

You never know what kind of dumb ideas you'll come up with when you're all fucked up.

Back in the day when I was living with my parents, one night I got all kinds of fucked up, and I assure you, my fucked up is UP. Probably what you consider fucked up, I consider Tuesday. Anyway, I remembered that my moms told me that the cleaning lady was coming in the morning.

I didn't want my presence to preclude her from cleaning my room, so I slept in... my closet. I could have easily gone down to the basement and slept on the couch, which would have not looked strange and been much easier to explain, but NO, I picked the closet.

Well, the cleaning lady opened the closet door so she could vacuum in there and screamed. Good times. . .

 

[Wolverine830872]

You never know what kind of dumb ideas you'll come up with when you're all fucked up.

Back in the day when I was living with my parents, one night I got all kinds of fucked up, and I assure you, my fucked up is UP. Probably what you consider fucked up, I consider Tuesday. Anyway, I remembered that my moms told me that the cleaning lady was coming in the morning.

I didn't want my presence to preclude her from cleaning my room, so I slept in... my closet. I could have easily gone down to the basement and slept on the couch, which would have not looked strange and been much easier to explain, but NO, I picked the closet.

Well, the cleaning lady opened the closet door so she could vacuum in there and screamed. Good times. . .

ha that's good times