What will the Bengals stadium be named? Wrong answers only

[cincygrad]

Report: Bengals trying to sell naming rights to Paul Brown Stadium

The Steelers recently sealed a deal to sell the naming rights to their stadium to Acrisure and another AFC North team is reportedly looking to make a deal of their own.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Looks like the Bengals are finally chasing some extra income. Hopefully they keep Paul Brown Stadium in the name, but it's looking like we're going corporate. Lets try to guess the new name.... Lets start with wrong answers only.

 

[cincygrad]

Heinz Field at Paul Brown Stadium. Makes sense - Heinz is available.... The Steelers have only lost like 4 or 5 times at PBS since its opened.

 

[cincygrad]

The Rumpke Dump. Celebrating a Cincinnati waste-management company and a side-swipe at how much the stadium has deteriorated since opening.

 

[alf8478]

Sports SportsHoopla field at Paul Brown stadium

 

[Janus]

The Loo

 

[CrashDavisSports]

Delizza Cream Puff Stadium

 

[Bridgeburner]

The Litter Box

I win.

 

[CrashDavisSports]

CuppaJoe Coffee Stadium, Home of Joe Burrow

 

[CrashDavisSports]

The Litter Box

I win.

So what brand? You can't win until you name a brand.

 

[Bridgeburner]

So what brand? You can't win until you name a brand.

Tidy Cat Stadium

 

[CrashDavisSports]

Tidy Cat Stadium

At least we would be Tidy.

 

[cincygrad]

The Cincinnati Three Way on Paul Brown Field presented by Skyline Chili

 

[cincygrad]

So what brand? You can't win until you name a brand.

Proctor and Gamble partner with Clorox to make Fresh Step litter. So, there's a chance!

 

[Cincyfan78]

The Massage Parlor....

 

[CrashDavisSports]

The Massage Parlor....

Wouldn't that be for Cleveland or Houston?

 

[CrashDavisSports]

The Cincinnati Three Way on Paul Brown Field presented by Skyline Chili

Now that is a mouth full! *pun fully intended*

 

[Cincyfan78]

On a related note, but not on guessing names:

I think this is the 1st big move into knowing just how much they are going to have to guarantee Higgins/Chase/Burrow when the attempt to sign all 3. Teams are required to have any future guarantees in escrow to a certain amount. Considering what WR/QB contracts are going for, and how much guarantees are being increased - small market teams are going to have to find ways to get more revenue/cash on hand to hold against these contracts.

 

[Cincyfan78]

Wouldn't that be for Cleveland or Houston?

It is - but I didn't want Cincinnati to get left out...LOL

Under Marvin, could have been Paul Brown, brought to you by your local Bail Bondsman...LOL

 

[CrashDavisSports]

On a related note, but not on guessing names:

I think this is the 1st big move into knowing just how much they are going to have to guarantee Higgins/Chase/Burrow when the attempt to sign all 3. Teams are required to have any future guarantees in escrow to a certain amount. Considering what WR/QB contracts are going for, and how much guarantees are being increased - small market teams are going to have to find ways to get more revenue/cash on hand to hold against these contracts.

That is exactly what I thought this morning when I had my morning news from my phone come on and wake me up. I was laying there thinking, okay, finally the team is attractive enough to make some real money on naming rights, and now Mike can just say, here is the amount I need to give to Burrow. So advertiser, just give your money to Burrow and we will call it even.

 

[cincygrad]

On a related note, but not on guessing names:

I think this is the 1st big move into knowing just how much they are going to have to guarantee Higgins/Chase/Burrow when the attempt to sign all 3. Teams are required to have any future guarantees in escrow to a certain amount. Considering what WR/QB contracts are going for, and how much guarantees are being increased - small market teams are going to have to find ways to get more revenue/cash on hand to hold against these contracts.

I agree 100%. Cash-poor teams are going to be strapped by the escrow requirement. I feel like that provision must have been put in place to discourage owners from offering guarantees. Almost a way for owners to protect themselves against themselves. But the problem is that now we have owners that have extreme wealth from other sources. Liquid assets aren't as difficult to come by for some of these guys.