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I went to the coffee shoppe at lunch and saw some guy having a job interview. My day needed some levity so I decided to torpedo his interview. I sat right behind his interviewer and stared at him the whole time. Finally he yelled at me asking me what my problem was. I acted clueless* and wandered away. On the way back to the office I kicked a dog.




*some things come naturally
 

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^ Proof that Trump is a nobody.
 

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Good thing we have a team of Twitter users countering disinformation campaigns from one domestic adversary.
 
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So, my brother in law, who spent most of the week complaining about ObamaCare because he had recent health issues, overhead me and my sister in law talking about the Epstein thing. He immediately jumped to "BILL CLINTON WAS HIS FRIEND TOO! WHAT IF IT TURNS OUT HE WAS IN ON IT TOO?"

I simply replied "Then he should go to jail too. I am not retarded enough to support a ********* because he is on my team."

On the way, I stopped a place called "Bojangle's" off the highway for lunch in a place called, I shit you not, "Tobaccoville". A guy there had a 9mm in a holster on his hip in his high visibility shirt and camo shorts. I can't imagine the hellish existence where you are so convinced that your life is in mortal danger at every moment so much that you need to wear your penis extension to lunch at a shitty fast food chicken joint. And a lot of people in the south talk about how northerners don't raise their kids right. So if everyone down in Emphesematown is "raised right" what danger was Cooter in?
 

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