Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[jstewismybastardson]

Trump blames teleprompter for Revolutionary War 'airports' flub

“Theres always a tweet” issue # 1002,1003 and 1004

 

[puckhead]

he also used Alexander Graham Bell as an example of a great American inventing the telephone

the Scottish born, immigrated to Canada Alexander Graham Bell, who invented the telephone in Canada.
he got his US citizenship seven years after inventing the telephone.


/dirty immigrant

 

[dare2be]

he also used Alexander Graham Bell as an example of a great American inventing the telephone

the Scottish born, immigrated to Canada Alexander Graham Bell, who invented the telephone in Canada.
he got his US citizenship seven years after inventing the telephone.


/dirty immigrant

Stop with the revisionist history already.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I know it was dangerous by the shark in the picture.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I know it was dangerous by the shark in the picture.

One of their trained rescue hammerheads they had cooped up for a year

 

[dash]

I know it was dangerous by the shark in the picture.

All that is missing are the laser beams attached to its head.

 

[Comeds]

If that hammerhead became irradiated and grew.......

 

[dash]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

 

[thedddd]

I know it was dangerous by the shark in the picture.

Come on that is just showing that Aquaman and Vulko couldn’t save the day.

 

[Comeds]

I broke another Squatty Potty......

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Carbon tax about to become a constitutional issue.

 

[Darkstone42]

I was feeling both patriotic and pensive this morning so I went for a drive past the airport next to Fort McHenry ( which General Washington took over without allowing one plane to take off!). As I dodged gunfire it was easy to imagine that it was the British firing their MG34s at me. History can really come alive at times! I imagined the red flare of the rockets as they must have flared their flares a hundred years ago. Then I striped down to my denim undergarments and swam out to the red, white, and blue buoy that marks the spot where F Scott Fitzgerald wrote our beautiful anthem. A corpse floated by and my urethra started burning so I knew it was time to get out of the water and go home. As I slowly put my clothes back on I thought of this country and sadly and proudly sang:

Cuando limpiado mi cuarto
No encuentro nada
Adonde va con tanta prisa?
Al partido de futbol

I then drove home.

I broke another Squatty Potty......

Are these related incidents? Sorry about your urethra.

 

[Darkstone42]

The number of "Be careful what you wish for" takes from conservative talking heads about the Epstein arrest, suggesting folks will be upset if, like, Democrats get taken down in it are, uh, alarming.

Burn them all, every last damn one of them. I'm totally cool withdrawing my support from anyone it turns out was involved and sending them to the literal gallows for it.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

Trump is certainly on edge the last 24 hours on so, I wonder if he's worried about what Epstein might say.

 

[Comeds]

Are these related incidents? Sorry about your urethra.

Its OK now, that happens when you are in harbor water too much. A few really strong IPAs and it goes away. Kinda.

The squatty potty is going to be someone's facebook status next time I use someone's phone or computer.