saddles
No More "Bullpen Failure" - maybe
Martin Perez consistently hitting 94 MPH on the gun today.
Not a fan of that Hamels stat line. But I do love a good GalloBomb.
Martin Perez consistently hitting 94 MPH on the gun today.
Rua has 3 hits today and is hitting .500 now.
He wants a spot and making it hard on the competition
Probably could have saved the time and effort on this article?
IMPORTANT: Here's the Rangers' likely 2016 lineup in anagram form
By Dayn Perry | Baseball Writer
March 15, 2016 7:07 pm ET
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Mr. Beltre is very excited to learn his anagram name. (USATSI)
In the service of no discernible purpose save for pacifying his most lamentable instincts, this scribe is going to make anagrams out of the Rangers' projected lineup for 2016.
What's an anagram, you (probably don't) ask? This sports-action definition should help ...
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So we're taking the names of the players in Texas' likely 2016 lineup and rearranging the letters of those names to make different words. That's what we're doing. The motivation for this is the absence of motivation itself. Here goes almost literally nothing ...
1. Eddie Illness, D'oh!; CF
2. Sonic Ohohos; LF
3. Epic Nerd Rifle; DH
4. El Bad Terrain; 3B
5. Don Mirthcamel; 1B
6. I, Demon's DNA; LF
7. Rod Rodeo-Gun; 2B
8. Rev. Sundials; SS
9. Sir Bronchi Onions; C
SP - Eel LaSchmo
And so it is done. The names in the Rangers' likely 2016 lineup have been manipulated to yield other, different words.
How is this news? How indeed.
Joey Gallo HR footage today..... Let the good times roll
So who is the Rangers catcher going to be? And why are they looking to sign another one?