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Saw this post on reddit, I approve
"I had a brain storm... here's the deal, since they're about the put out Albert's Japanese stereotype, I figured out how they should do it...
So Tensai is undefeated, and so is a certain wrestler from Planet Funk! They both come face to face, Tensai yells some Japanese at Clay, Clay grins and responds with a slow nod "Funky!" as if he knew every bit of what Tensai was talking about. A match is held between the two, 15 minute time limit, they go to a draw.
I know, two big guys for 15 minutes, but wait, it's worth it!
So one week, the match, then they go head to head in a brawl in the back the same night, security separates them, another match is made and during it, Brodus wins, but Tensai doesn't move afterword.
Clay's music is still playing when Tensai comes to, he's shaking his head, and he's looking around, like he's listening to the music. He starts to grove a little but shakes it off.
The following week Tensai looses another match, but this time he takes the loose out on whoever it is he beat, lets say Kofi, and Clay saves him. During the save, Clay hits Tensai with his finishing move, and Tensai is out again. Clay and Kofi leave and Tensai comes to with Clay's music still going. He's shaking his head, rubbing it, looking around and starts to groove a little.
Following week or so, Clay finds Tensai in the back, they go face to face. It's then a tag match playa! Clay and Kofi vs Tensai and his trainer.
Tensai out first, then Clay's music hits. Tensai starts moving to the music. We know it's in him. Clay gets in, does his thing, and Tensai is dancing a little. Clay catches him, grins, and they go at it again. Clay wins but this time, while the music is playing, he pulls Tensai up. Clay gets him to dance with him, but he then runs out, holding his head in his hands. Clay then follows him out, shouting "Come back man, come on!"
Next week, Clay is being introduced by his Funkettes, but he stops them, comes out and says he's found the Soulosaurus... ALBERT! The two become a bad ass, Funk and Soul tag team that brings legitimization back to the tag team titles
tl;dr: Brodus Clay beats Tensai so bad he comes back as Albert the Soulosaurus!"
"I had a brain storm... here's the deal, since they're about the put out Albert's Japanese stereotype, I figured out how they should do it...
So Tensai is undefeated, and so is a certain wrestler from Planet Funk! They both come face to face, Tensai yells some Japanese at Clay, Clay grins and responds with a slow nod "Funky!" as if he knew every bit of what Tensai was talking about. A match is held between the two, 15 minute time limit, they go to a draw.
I know, two big guys for 15 minutes, but wait, it's worth it!
So one week, the match, then they go head to head in a brawl in the back the same night, security separates them, another match is made and during it, Brodus wins, but Tensai doesn't move afterword.
Clay's music is still playing when Tensai comes to, he's shaking his head, and he's looking around, like he's listening to the music. He starts to grove a little but shakes it off.
The following week Tensai looses another match, but this time he takes the loose out on whoever it is he beat, lets say Kofi, and Clay saves him. During the save, Clay hits Tensai with his finishing move, and Tensai is out again. Clay and Kofi leave and Tensai comes to with Clay's music still going. He's shaking his head, rubbing it, looking around and starts to groove a little.
Following week or so, Clay finds Tensai in the back, they go face to face. It's then a tag match playa! Clay and Kofi vs Tensai and his trainer.
Tensai out first, then Clay's music hits. Tensai starts moving to the music. We know it's in him. Clay gets in, does his thing, and Tensai is dancing a little. Clay catches him, grins, and they go at it again. Clay wins but this time, while the music is playing, he pulls Tensai up. Clay gets him to dance with him, but he then runs out, holding his head in his hands. Clay then follows him out, shouting "Come back man, come on!"
Next week, Clay is being introduced by his Funkettes, but he stops them, comes out and says he's found the Soulosaurus... ALBERT! The two become a bad ass, Funk and Soul tag team that brings legitimization back to the tag team titles
tl;dr: Brodus Clay beats Tensai so bad he comes back as Albert the Soulosaurus!"
