t'Official offseason thread

[dare2be]

I was totally on top of it, but this site's stupid training wheels kept my post in limbo...

Keep posting. I think you're clear once you get to 50. Almost there.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Keep posting. I think you're clear once you get to 50. Almost there.

Better not be getting my hopes up. I think 50 is a bit high. If I'm at 20 and I'm not here trying to push bootleg Jordans I think I'm in the clear...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Better not be getting my hopes up. I think 50 is a bit high. If I'm at 20 and I'm not here trying to push bootleg Jordans I think I'm in the clear...

We've had issues with bootleg CHL jerseys.

/kicks own ass over to other thread

 

[forty_three]

We've had issued with bootleg CHL jerseys.

/kicks own ass over to other thread

Discuss that issue here?

I'll allow it.

 

[pixburgher66]

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

We've had issues with bootleg CHL jerseys.

/kicks own ass over to other thread

Define issues for me.

I don't buy too many CHL jerseys, but I love having myself an authentic Jakc Echel jersey that not only looks great but doubles as a radiation shield.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Define issues for me.

I don't buy too many CHL jerseys, but I love having myself an authentic Jakc Echel jersey that not only looks great but doubles as a radiation shield.

That will be very useful for when President Trump assumes "China" is short form for "Charlotte, Carolina" and accidentally turns your fine town into the Nellis Test Range.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

We've had issues with bootleg CHL jerseys.

/kicks own ass over to other thread

My ex bought me a bootleg Ovechkin jersey one christmas.

"My mom spent like $200 on that"

As someone who has close ties to Reebok, it failed the smell test as soon as I unwrapped it. My pokerface is shit so the look of disappointment at being lied to and getting a Chinese knockoff filled the room.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

My ex bought me a bootleg Ovechkin jersey one christmas.

"My mom spent like $200 on that"

As someone who has close ties to Reebok, it failed the smell test as soon as I unwrapped it. My pokerface is shit so the look of disappointment at being lied to and getting a Chinese knockoff filled the room.

Hey, Chinese knockoffs are high quality!

 

[BGDave]

My ex bought me a bootleg Ovechkin jersey one christmas.

"My mom spent like $200 on that"

As someone who has close ties to Reebok, it failed the smell test as soon as I unwrapped it. My pokerface is shit so the look of disappointment at being lied to and getting a Chinese knockoff filled the room.

Is that why she now is the ex?


/your former spouse, not the awesome annual exhibition down by the lake
// trying to get you to 50

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Hey, Chinese knockoffs are high quality!

I bought one of those. It was too damned hilarious not to. And it was like $8.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Is that why she now is the ex?


/your former spouse, not the awesome annual exhibition down by the lake
// trying to get you to 50

No, the blowing one of her friends who works at Walmart and probably the guy who installed our fence is why.

Among other things.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I bought one of those. It was too damned hilarious not to. And it was like $8.

I just terribly want to know what website they found that provided the information they used to make this. There's just too much going on in this for there not to be source material.

 

[BGDave]

No, the blowing one of her friends who works at Walmart and probably the guy who installed our fence is why.

Among other things.

Yikes. Sorry man.

/probably a Habs fan anyway
//trying to draw out @Comeds

 

[BGDave]

Hey, Chinese knockoffs are high quality!

Had to be a Stars & Cowboys fan to come up with something that evil

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I just terribly want to know what website they found that provided the information they used to make this. There's just too much going on in this for there not to be source material.

I want to know too, because it's clearly the BEST. WEBSITE. EVER!

 

[puckhead]

No, the blowing one of her friends who works at Walmart and probably the guy who installed our fence is why.

Among other things.

am I the only one wondering how the fence turned out?

 

[mattola]

Hey, Chinese knockoffs are high quality!

I ordered a Justice League of America Ipad cover a couple years ago from China for $1.99...

best $1.99 I ever spent

 

[forty_three]

10 Most Overrated And Overpaid Players In The NHL

It's a slideshow, and through some sort of voodoo deslidified cannot deslidify it.

10: Evander "Living up to the name" Kane
9: GOD DAMNED HERO Brandon Dubinsky
8: Kari Let'emin
7: Dustin "used ta be Cap'n" Brown
6: Ryan "was a god but then got traded out of NYC" Callahan
5: Erik "The other shit D-man named" Johnson
4: Zach "So irrelevant, 43 can't even come up with a nickname" Bogosian
3: Eric "One of many" Staal
2: Rick "Why did I ever agree to this shit" Nash
1: Zach "At least I am close to home" Parise

 

[dare2be]

deslidified

That's not a Chrome extension, is it?