t'Official offseason thread

[Duke of Douchington]

We do. I think it can take new members? It's a keeper league so maybe we have to have an expansion draft.

ooooohhhhhh how exciting!

 

[BGDave]

Two words: YOUNG CROSBY

Is "18 yr old Sam Bennett" still a thing here?

 

[BGDave]

We really need a welcome package for newbs.

Otherwise how will they understand all of our snarky remarks regarding how many goals the Oilers will score this season, Mattola'ing someone, or the proper rules when deciding to use a win in the bank?

A lot of truth in this. "Mattola'ing" took me forever to figure out.


/but I have the IQ of a turnip

 

[dash]

Also important to know on this board is that if you want to post something negative about eloco, put it in your signature as he doesn't read those.

 

[higgyfan4]

Also important to know on this board is that if you want to post something negative about eloco, put it in your signature as he doesn't read those.

Hey I didn't agree to that!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Somehow I forgot the most important one too:

Fuck Dallas!

 

[dare2be]

Somehow I forgot the most important one too:

Fuck Dallas!

How could you forget that one? Your team is the catalyst for FUCK DALLAS!!!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

How could you forget that one? Your team is the catalyst for FUCK DALLAS!!!

You know how your brain has this ability to shut down and lock out certain traumatic events?

Yeah, kinda like that.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

You know how your brain has this ability to shut down and lock out certain traumatic events?

Yeah, kinda like that.

Oh, sorry, let me remind you:

/Fuck Dominik Hasek with a bundle of sharpened Lincoln Logs.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Are we talking about?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Oh, sorry, let me remind you:

/Fuck Dominik Hasek with a bundle of sharpened Lincoln Logs.

Are we really going there?? OK, bring it on!!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Are we really going there?? OK, bring it on!!

Joke's on you, I watch that video before meetings to get my blood sufficiently boiling.

 

[forty_three]

Also important to know on this board is that if you want to post something negative about eloco, put it in your signature as he doesn't read those.

OHHHHHH, That's where I went wrong?

How could you forget that one? Your team is the catalyst for FUCK DALLAS!!!

I only adopted the FUCK DALLAS saying after they hired Lindy Ruff.

Oh, sorry, let me remind you:

/Fuck Dominik Hasek with a bundle of sharpened Lincoln Logs.

You used the wrong picture. The focus of the photo rhymes with Snett Cull. I won't post it because sabrefan knows where I like to eat in Charlotte and there are prime sniping positions all around that place.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Joke's on you, I watch that video before meetings to get my blood sufficiently boiling.

I don't know what type of job you have, but it sounds like it must be unpleasant.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I don't know what type of job you have, but it sounds like it must be unpleasant.

I'm an amateur wrestler and we have meets.

 

[forty_three]

I don't know what type of job you have, but it sounds like it must be unpleasant.

Marketing intern for MLSE

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Marketing intern for MLSE

Intern?? Ouch.

 

[forty_three]

Intern?? Ouch.

Everyone works for free in Canadia, right?

 

[Duke of Douchington]

You used the wrong picture. The focus of the photo rhymes with Snett Cull. I won't post it because sabrefan knows where I like to eat in Charlotte and there are prime sniping positions all around that place.

I was totally on top of it, but this site's stupid training wheels kept my post in limbo...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Everyone works for free in Canadia, right?

Just loveable hockey board mods.

*flips quarter to dash*