t'Official offseason thread

[esls79]

Most other GMs would probably piss their pants from laughing so hard.

 

[Comeds]

Ducks still got a couple of forward spots to fill - can anybody out there give me the list of asshats and douchebags that are still free agents?

Its been a great off season hasn't it been?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Most other GMs would probably piss their pants from laughing so hard.

Benning pissed his pants but it was unrelated to the boll signing

 

[esls79]

Its been a great off season hasn't it been?

Does the ORM© still work and does it do general manager rankings?

 

[forty_three]

Just read that Boll's deal with Anaheim is 2 years and ONE WAY. Wow. For sure thought this muppet was getting a two-way deal.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Portzline confirms.

TWO YEARS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I bet your team didn't pull off the trifecta of signing Mason Raymond, Jared Boll and Jeff Schultz in one day.

I wonder how long Ducks fans will take to realize it's not Stanley Cup champion Justin Schultz if he ever cracks the lineup. Oh, who am I kidding? With Randy at the helm, he'll be in the top four by Christmas.

My team signed one of them a few years ago and I was despondent. I feel for you.

But fuck Anaheim.

Its been a great off season hasn't it been?

For the first time in a while, yes.

 

[mattola]

Benning wanted boll and now hes crushed. Sad!

I didn't think I was that drunk. Huh

 

[puckhead]

One of puckhead's favourite players just signed with one of his favourite teams

Blackhawks sign forward Jordin Tootoo to one-year contract - Sportsnet.ca

dangerous player with no discernible talent.
don't like seeing him back in the west.

 

[thedddd]

Ducks still got a couple of forward spots to fill - can anybody out there give me the list of asshats and douchebags that are still free agents?

Well since they signed Raymond, they truly NEED to sign Chris Higgins.
Then to fill it out they can bring in Jarrett Stoll.

 

[thedddd]

Well since they signed Raymond, they truly NEED to sign Chris Higgins.
Then to fill it out they can bring in Jarrett Stoll.

Also for an extra d-man Mike Weber is available. He assisted on the Penguins road to the Stanley Cup, so he has that.

 

[forty_three]

dangerous player with no discernible talent.
don't like seeing him back in the west.

dangerous player with no discernible talent.
I am thrilled he went west.

(we're probably not talking about the same guy)

Well since they signed Raymond, they truly NEED to sign Chris Higgins.
Then to fill it out they can bring in Jarrett Stoll.

All of their offense will disappear into the Boll-Stoll goal hole.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Well since they signed Raymond, they truly NEED to sign Chris Higgins.
Then to fill it out they can bring in Jarrett Stoll.

hey now thats mean ... Mason Raymond and Chris Higgins arent asshats or douchebags ... theyre just shitty players ... big meanie!!!!

/Stoll is probably a douche though

 

[tducey]

Kris Versteeg is still out there, that'd be a good signing for the Ducks or any other team really.

 

[thedddd]

First Raymond and now Boll, I like the direction the Ducks are going.

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Not sure it can get any worse....oh wait nevermind:

 

[BGDave]

 

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Ray Bourque gets 1 year probation.

Ray Bourque gets probation in drunken driving case

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

So, the Isles replace Nielsen and Okposo with Ladd and Chimera. Age, a mere number.

Actually Ladd & Nielsen are the same age & Chimera is likely going to take Matt Martin's spot. Mathew Barzal a 1st round pick in 2015 could be the player taking Nielsen's spot.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

6 years 5.25 per

I'm happy for Frans & wish him the best.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

C'MON 7 AAV!

I'm not surprised one bit. I hope Kyle can stay healthy. If he can he will do well in Buffalo.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Says Chris Kelly has signed with the Sens. 1 year/$900,000. Ummm Okay? Not that I really mind but why?

 

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Chris Johnston @reporterchris
The #leafs have traded Jonathan Bernier to Anaheim for a conditional 2017 draft pick.

Ducks and Leafs swapping goalies.