t'Official offseason thread

[jstewismybastardson]

Coilers should sign Hamhuis

 

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Man, I can see a lot of mileage out of various Conte gifs going forward (lol)

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So we're really keepin Lupul, huh.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

So we're really keepin Lupul, huh.

DONT DO IT!!! WE HAD A MORATORIUM!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

BobMac has been killing it the past 24 hours lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

DONT DO IT!!! WE HAD A MORATORIUM!

You had better hope Monahan refuses to sign in Calgary and forces a trade with T.O.

/dusts off Canucks prospect list

 

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Get another Conte gif ready jstew...

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Have learned the #Canucks have kicked tires and have had some discussion with the agent for ufa Sam Gagner.

 

[dash]

You had better hope Monahan refuses to sign in Calgary and forces a trade with T.O.

I'm going to say this in the most polite way possible...

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH!!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

BobMac has been killing it the past 24 hours lol

TBH, that's not far at all from Rogers HQ. Wouldn't be a shocker at all lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Get another Conte gif ready jstew...

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Have learned the #Canucks have kicked tires and have had some discussion with the agent for ufa Sam Gagner.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

So we're really keepin Lupul, huh.

And Greening??

Although he actually played well for you guys. When he's engaged he's a decent player but he just goes limp for long stretches, like 2013-2015.

 

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I think Weisbrod is in Benning's ear...

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Have learned 2 more ufa's the #Canucks have interest in are forwards Josh Jooris and Corban Knight.

 

[forty_three]

More happy dancing for 43 today:

Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
Buyouts: Korpikoski, Carle, Boll, Seidenberg, Greene, Jackman

Also:

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So, I guess no one had an extra puck bag to spare:

 

[KennyBanyeah]

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So, I guess no one had an extra puck bag to spare:

The good news here? Boll is gone.

The bad news here? Your GM is now confirmed to be 100% delusional.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I think Weisbrod is in Benning's ear...

NEWS 1130 Sports @NEWS1130Sports
Have learned 2 more ufa's the #Canucks have interest in are forwards Josh Jooris and Corban Knight.

canucks have now been linked to every ufa out there lol ... Jim calls everyone lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Benning: Hi Steven ... we want to make you an offer tomorrow
Stamkos: *click*

 

[forty_three]

The good news here? Boll is gone.

The bad news here? Your GM is now confirmed to be 100% delusional.

Indeed

Although if he had made the call when Chia was still in the Opium den, we might have come away with RNH.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

and more tampering must be on its way

Benning: Hello Pernell Karl (reading from cold call list) ... we would like to sign you as a UFA tomorrow
PK: *click*

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Benning: Hello Verne Fiddler ... I will be in your area tomorrow at 5:50 pm ... I will drop by to chat contract with you"
Fiddler: *click*

 

[esls79]

I find it odd that Benning hasn't given Mason Raymond a call yet